I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
My best friend′s in a gun rack
I′m a lowlife
I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I′m a lowlife
I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I′m makin′ time, I′m goin′ out
With your wife

Cuz I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife

I got kids I never seen
And their momma′s seventeen
I′m a lowlife
I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist
I′m a lowlife
Ahh the landlord called the rent is due
I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo
I Rock n Roll all night

Cuz I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife
Livin′ the highlife

I′m watchin′ porno on the TV
Wonderin′ why she′d ever leave me
I′m a lowlife
The object of my affection
Asked the police for protection
I′m a lowlife
The romance is gone, I′m doin′ fine
Me and your mom had a real good time
Just last night

Cuz I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife

I make black music for the white man
Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I′m a lowlife
Ain′t never hung out in the Catskills
But I′ve been to jail in Nashville
I′m a lowlife
I′ve got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I′m makin′ time, I′m goin′ out
With your wife

I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife
I′m a lowlife
Livin′ the highlife