This is just a hypothetical story
Of someone, let′s just say it′s me
I′d gain acceptance for my murderous ways
By stalking a defenseless prey

If I were a killer, I′d smile just like the boy next door
If I were a killer, I′d say I do it for the poor
If I were a killer, You′d bring me victims more and more
If I were a killer!

Supreme Court would agree to hear my case
And find me innocent of crime
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy
Creative actuality

If I were a killer, I′d hide behind a doctor′s door
If I were a killer, I′d scrape you off my office floor