(Intro)
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I′d like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I′ll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don′t wanna go, where happy days are snow
I′d rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

Chorus:
Deck the halls with bells of holly
′Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I′m glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I′ll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don′t wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

Chorus:
Deck the halls with bells of holly
′Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I′m glad it only comes one time a year

(Rap)
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard ′here comes the boom′.
I knew that Santa would be comin′ soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled ′shut up ya′ll,′ but they wouldn′t listen.
And then he came down with his belly of jello.
He says, ′where the ladies at cuz I′m a real jolly fellow.′
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

Chorus:
(now everyone - sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly
′Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I′m glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

Chorus:
Deck the halls with bells of holly
′Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I′m glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I′m glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I′m glad it only comes one time a year