Found some money in an old black jacket
I′m going out tonight, gonna find me a woman or two
I don′t know how long it′ll last
But I never regret the past
When I wake up tomorrow, I′ll be looking around for you

I got no reason to be down at the station
I got no ticket, but I′m gonna take a fucking ride
Don′t care where I go
I never seem to know
I never had a penny, but I never wondered why
Oh no, I never wondered why

If I′m cold I need some heat
If I′m hungry then I eat
I′m not responsible

I woke up this morning and I couldn′t find my shoes
It′s one long party and I haven′t seen the sun for days
I′d take you out tonight, but I′m just a little light
So let′s go out anyway, you′ll be amazed

I take my woman to the palace dancing
I never coulda made it but the doorman is a friend of mine
So I raise a glass to you, the foot is on the other shoe
You can pay the bill and while you′re at it pick up mine
Oh, no no, I don′t mind

If it rains I stay inside
If I′m scared I run and hide
I′m not responsible, oh no.