My mom, she′s not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
dresses like a man,
She′s not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I close my eyes
My mom′s not a woman anymore
She′s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom′s not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom′s not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.

And I close my eyes
My mom′s not a woman anymore
She′s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom′s a transvestite.