When I′m at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what′s up on the Brady Bunch
And when I′m walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who′s winning on The Price is Right, oh

I never dreamed that I′d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What′s happening in this world, I don′t care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can′t even come up with my own views
I′m taught how to think from the evening news, oh

I never dreamed that I′d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

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