I don′t want to urinate on myself
I don′t want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn′t matter anymore
Because I can′t control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don′t have a care
Because there′s not a load in my underwear

I′m sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I′m sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn′t know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don′t have a care
If I don′t have a load in my underwear