I met her just last Wednesday
By Friday she was mine
Saturday she spent the night
And everything was fine
By Sunday she was on my nerves
I wanna be alone
Tuesday′s here it′s been a week
Why won′t she go home

In the bedroom she′s faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again

The start of week two
She cooks me dinner at her pad
But I can′t believe its just so
I can meet her mom and dad
So I sat her down and told her
I just wanna be friends
Today when I got home
The crazy bitch was movin in

In the bedroom she′s faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again

Dear God I′m so ashamed
I′ll do anything to get laid

In the bedroom she′s faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again