Well I′m ready... ready as anybody can be
I am ready... a ready as anybody can be
I′m ready for you
I hope you ready for me

Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
It shoots tombstone bullets... wit da ball and chain
I′m drinkin′ TNT... and smokin′ dynamite
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
′Cause I′m ready... ready as anybody can be
Well I′m ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Now listen...

All you pretty little chicks with′chor curly hair
Know you feel like I ain′t nowhere
But stop what′chor doin′ honey... come over here
I′ll prove it to ya baby that I ain′t no square
′Cause I′m ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I′m ready for you... I hope you ready for me

Look out...
Look out...

Well I been drinkin′ gin like never before
I′m feelin′ so good... honey that′s for sure
One more drink... honey I wish you would
Take a whole lotta lovin′ to make me feel good
′Cause I′m ready... ready as anybody can be
Well I′m ready for you... I hope you ready for...
A ready for...
A ready for...

Well I′m ready for...

Oh baby...
You know I′m ready for you