One, two, three, four
When I′m fat and old and my kids think I′m a joke
′Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we′ve been through
′Cause I know that you′ll always understand

I won′t act my age, no I won′t act my age
No, I′ll still feel the same around you
Hey!

When I′m fat and old and my kids think I′m a joke
′Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
′Cause I know that you truly understand

I won′t act my age, no I won′t act my age
No, I′ll still feel the same around you
I won′t act my age, no I won′t act my age
No, I′ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We′ll still stay up till morning
We′ll throw an after-party, oh yeah, oh yeah

I won′t act my age, no I won′t act my age
No, I′ll still feel the same around you
I won′t act my age, no I won′t act my age
No, I′ll still feel the same and you will too