She took me off my guard with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
She′s got dried-up flowers, flaky skin
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

She′s a nightmare Hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondling′ my world
She′s a whimsical, tragically beauty
Self-conscious and a little bit moody

It′s a new age letdown in my face
She′s so spaced out and there ain′t no space
She′s got marijuana on the bathroom tile
I′m caught in a vortex
She′s changing′ my style

She′s a nightmare Hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondling′ my world
She′s a whimsical, tragically beauty
Uptight and a little bit snooty

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

She′s a magical, sparkling′ tease
She′s a rainbow choking′ the breeze
Yo, she′s busting′ out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
She′s a melted avocado on the shelf
She′s the science of herself
She′s spazzing out on a cosmic level
And she′s meditating with the devil
She′s cooking salad for breakfast
She′s got tofu the size of Texas
She′s a witness to her own glory
She′s a never-ending story
She′s a frolicking depression
She′s a self-inflicted obsession
She′s got a thousand lonely husbands
She′s playing′ footsie in another dimension
She′s a goddess milking her time

For all that it′s worth