The road is fuckin′ hard,
The road is fuckin′ tough-ah,
There′s no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It′s the fuckin′ road my friend
But it′s the only road I know.
When I′m munchin′ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin′ hard,
It′s also really fuckin′ tough,
There′s no question that
It don′t take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it′s the only fuckin′ road I know,
When I′m snackin′ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can′t I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I′m talkin′ about the road. [5X]
Road!