One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
now go kids go

I went to school six years,
But I never graduated,
′cause my parents were poor,
Now I′m undereducated
Like so many others,
All over the nation,
′cause the government′s
Saving up all the education

I am thirty, male,
Common white trash,
Standing in line,
With my pockets full of cash,
It was payday today,
And I′m gonna spend money,
On a bottle of booze,
To bring home for my honey

My future′s all set,
I′m a part of the gang,
I make money on the street,
Anytime I can,
I sell drugs to the kids,
′cause that′s what pays
I make a couple a hundred,
In just one day

You see my ′vet in the drive,
At home I got a ?bitch?,
I like speeding on the highway,
???
Do you need a woman,
A bitch,
With a ?bust? fourty-two,
Just that you know,
Got one for you