About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no-doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I′m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
She said it′s lack of sex that′s bringing me down
I went to a whore, she said my life′s a bore
So quit my whining ′cause it′s bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I′m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I′m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?