it could be the absinthe talking
(i dont think so)
i dont either
i′ve gotta find a new place
a new place to feed
gotta be

stop everything, something is not feeling right
the planets are not all aligned
i know it, i′ve felt this before
my evil is thirsting for more
i need a new outlet to feed

what can i do?
i′ve got an idea
i think i′ll just become a priest
deceiving them with my belief
i′ll preach about what life is worth
and cover my sins with the church
my demons can run around free
no one will suspect a thing
i′ll show them its okay to lust
a priest is who children can trust
i′ve found a new outlet to feed

baptized by the unexpected
terrorized by the imperfections

something is not feeling right
the planets are not all aligned
i know it, i′ve felt this before
my evil is thirsting for more
i need a new outlet to feed

what can i do?
i′ve got an idea
i think i′ll just become a priest
decieving them with my belief
i′ll preach about what life is worth
and cover my sins with the church
my demons can run around free
no one will suspect a thing
i′ll show them its okay to lust
a priest is who children can trust
i′ve found a new outlet to feed

baptized by the unexpected
terrorized by the imperfections
baptized by the unexpected
terrorized by the imperfections

oh my god
im watching tv
i cant
oh whats this world coming to
i see a priest molesting children
i see terrorists blowing up buildings
i see someone in rage killing dimebag on stage
what the fuck is this?
what the fuck is this?

i got a kid
should i send him to sunday school?
i got a kid
should i send him to sunday school?
so you can fuck him
oh no you′re not gonna fuck him
how bout this?
i dont fucking know who i can trust in this world
and i′m not gonna blow one time
i′m not that scared

something is not feeling right
the planets are not all aligned
i know it, i′ve felt this before
my evil is thirsting for more
i need a new outlet to feed

baptized by the unexpected
terrorized by the imperfections
baptized by the unexpected
terrorized by the imperfections