Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving′s the life for me, I′m such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime

Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I′m just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out

The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime