I′m really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I′m never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.

I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.

Now I got a job.
My foreman′s name is Bob.
He′s really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I′m lifting weights most every day.
Won′t take no shit from you.

I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.