I think paying fuckin′ rent sucks
I′m sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn′t be drunk at noon

CHORUS:
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match