Guess it slipped my mind: now I′m in trouble deep.
For the last two years in a row,
I forgot our anniversary.
So I come rushin′ in: twelve roses in bloom.
Said: "Honey would you like a romantic evening,
"Out under the stars and the moon?"

She didn′t say: "No."
But in her eyes I could see,
That this wouldn′t turn out to be,
The enchanted evenin′ I thought it might be.
Yes, I sure found out,
Got a long way to go.
She didn′t say no:
She said: "Hell, no."

An′ we split the sheets,
Ah, ′bout six months ago.
I told all my buddies down at the bar:
"This cowboy′s headed home."
Walked into her house,
Yeah, climbed right up in her bed:
When I asked her if she still loved me,
Man, you know what she said?

Whoa, she didn′t say: "No."
But in her eyes I could see,
That this wouldn′t turn out to be,
The fairy-taled ending I thought it might be.
An′ I sure found out,
I got a long way to go.
She didn′t say no:
She said: "Hell, no."

Yeah, I sure found out,
I got a long way to go.
She didn′t say no:
She said: "Hell, no."