There′s a house on my street And it looks real neat I′m the chap who lives in it There′s a tree on the sidewalk There′s a car by the door I′ll go for a drive in it And when the wombat comes He will find me gone He′ll look for a place to sit
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay
Cut off my fingers in the Door of my car How could I do it? My wife is proud to tell me Of her love affairs How could she do this to me?
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day
Throw down the morning papers And spill my tea I don′t know what′s wrong with me The cups and plates are in a Conspiracy I′m covered in misery
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day And it would be OK on any other day
Alarm clock rings, it′s 6:45, Must have hit that snooze button least 3 times, Wishing this morning was still last night, On any other day, just might wanna die.
Traffics backed up 20 miles to the east, Must have hit every damn red light on the street, Weatherman says "It′s gonna rain for a week" Hey, what can you do?
[CHORUS:] On any other day, I′d be blue eyes cryin′, I could tell the world, ′At least I′m tryin′, The clouds are breakin′, The sun is shinin′ new for me and you. On any other day, I would just go crazy, the grace is knowing that you′re gonna save me, Baby luck and love, Will pull us through? On any other day Yeah, Yeah!
On any other day, I might just stay in bed Sit down in a sea of blankets Pull them up over my head Get your papers in the morning
Just to get a little edge
Then maybe just give up in time to do it all again Hey, I like where this is going Yeah, ′cause I know where it′s been
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[SOLO]
Alarm clock rings, it′s 6:45, I like waking up with you on my mind Knowing that you′re saving me One more time.
On any other day, I would just go crazy, the grace is knowing that you′re gonna save me, Baby luck and love, Will pull us through? On any other day Yeah, Yeah!