I’ve been moping around I can’t get outta my bed I’m so damn tired I can’t get outta my head The only time I smile is when I brush my teeth The sex last night sucked I woulda rather been asleep
It’s been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don’t feel like it (No!) I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “EH EH EH..EH EH EH EH EH”
It’s two in the mornin’ someone tell me why’s there’s traffic I wish I had a bumper car, I’d road-rage your ass with it I guess I have a choice I don’t have to be this grumpy ‘Cause there’s plenty of other losers got it way worse than me
It’s been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don’t feel like it (No!) It’s been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don’t feel like it (No!) I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “EH EH EH..EH EH EH EH EH EHHH O Coupla deep breaths [breaths] There I feel better already [breaths] Couple more [breaths] Damn what could it be [breaths] See we should all be happy [breaths] 50 Cent said we could all lick his lollipop, He’s gonna take us to the candy shop
I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh”
Come with me Take my hand Let’s climb some trees Throw me in the air Laugh with me (we’ll have so much fun) Smile with me (yay) Play with me Can’t we all just get along? Yeah, yeah
It’s been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don’t feel like it (No!) It’s been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don’t feel like it (No!) I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “EH EH EH..EH EH EH EH EH EHHH O [SCREAMS]
I feel like “Eh eh eh..eh eh eh eh eh” I feel like “EH EH EH..EH EH EH EH EH EHHH O [SCREAMS] UUUgggghhhhhhhh!!!
I’m so glad, Everything is rad…everything is rad [laughs]
OOOWWW ROCK AND ROLL!!! [clapping]
Thank you, Thank you so much. So good to be here!!!
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Chiddy:] That′s right, uh
[Verse 1: Chiddy] We used to be so strong Back then we was right, now we so wrong She was Beyonce, I could′ve got my Hov on And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on Quit that shit, I don′t use force Today is a bad day, we′ve been divorced When I think about stress, I don′t really need it But this is plagiarism, cause my shortie just cheated And shortie conceited (She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline) She had school with no aid, no HIV Hope you don′t get in the club with that fake ID Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for? And I hope you get evicted by your landlord But, she be messin′ with me And I′m hoping she lose my number indefinitely So
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you
THEODORE GRAMS: I guess you can′t remember all the times that I was there Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there Xaphoon, let′s cut it down to a drum snare Yeah, yeah, just like that I hope I hope you go deaf so you can′t hear shit Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty (Maybe you should wonder that) Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny (Ohh, I hope you get locked out)
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Verse 2: Chiddy] She′s way too complex When we argue, she takin′ shit out of context And, I know I could have did more But I′m never home, I was always on tour I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist My heart don′t beat for you so let the drum hit And, you know I just got promoted Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted Hapiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded And shit got worse when I exploded Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay And I hope you get detention on a half day I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Chiddy:] Xaphoon you crazy But so am I
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you