«Молодой человек, вы не можете проникнуть в клуб. Вы одеты как лох и пьяны как труп.» Заявил мне на входе охранник-дуб. Вместо головы- куб, на лбу куба -чуб. Ну и похуй на Толматского вместе с Тимати. Ни в Black October Bar, ни в Infinity просто не попав, А не то что даже вылетев, я врубил себе в плеере 2unlimited. Задвигались конечности, торс и таз. Я пустился сразу в расколбасный пляс Прямо на глазах у изумленных масс. Очевидцев танец мой пиздец как потряс Люди в очереди, один за одним, Выглядывая любопытно из-за спин, Начинали задавать себе вопрос «Интересно, блин, Это Е или кокаин?»
Те кто еще минуту назад Всего лишь вяло качали головами в такт, уже пустили в дело свои ноги и зад, Танцуют рядом со мной и внутрь не хотят. Охрана вызвала уже милиции наряд. Как стробоскопы мигалки в ночи горят, Менты нам говорят, чтобы мы встали в ряд, Но они напали не на тех ребят! Показывая факи удивленным копам, телки танцуют перед ними скопом. Глаза мусоров, подобно телескопам, Похотливо скользят по аппетитным попам. Они не видели такого даже в секс-шопах. Стопы серых осталопов начинают топать. Все сегодня танцуют в режиме нон-стопа, Даже работники ОБОПа.
You say you want you a club slut who got the big fat ass, The kind that got them DSL′s and shake her booty fast, Well know this before you go to sleep at night, Well never trust a fella look ya mom in the eye aight? And when she gets in your face you say, Oh no no no bitch get outta my way hey! Because you know she gonna stay, And so you know you gonna play…
Get up on the dance floor and now shake your butt, Cause you know you gettin′ on with the club slut, You know you like it fast, She left you on your ass! Woah yea oh yea oh billy don′t be silly baby go back home, Oh I know yeah but, So he fell in love with the club slut, Fell in love with the club slut, So what…
You say you want you a bad girl who got the big fat thighs, The kind that never ever say no, And got the fake green eyes, Well know this before you start going down, But I drag her ass to the doctor get some blood work done, And her head to knock it around, So you think you′re swingin′ it big, Packin′ a rig, It′s lover Jones, Watch out cracka, You end up deader than John Holmes, Just bones, Nothin′ but love bones! Ya know she gonna stay, So ya want it every day…
Get up on the dance floor and now shake your butt, Cause you know you gettin′ on with the club slut, You know you like it fast, She left you on your ass! Woah yea oh yea oh billy don′t be silly baby go back home, Oh I know yeah but, So he fell in love with the club slut, Woah yea oh yea oh billy don′t be silly baby go back home, Oh I know yeah but, So he fell in love with the club slut, Fell in love with the club slut, So what…
You wanna bone? Let′s go!
Chicka chicka ahh!
Chicka chicka ahh, Chicka chicka ahh, Because you know she gonna play, So you want her every day, Because she comin′ home to stay, Because she give you ecstasy, Because she want it all the time, And she make you feel it right, Because she want it every day, Because she give you ecstasy, Get up on the dance floor and now shake your butt, Cause you know you gettin′ on with the club slut, You know you like it fast, She left you on your ass! Woah yea oh yea oh billy don′t be silly baby go back home, Oh I know yeah but, So he fell in love with the club slut, Get up on the dance floor and now shake your butt, Cause you know you gettin′ on with the club slut, You know you like it fast, She left you on your ass! Woah yea oh yea oh billy don′t be silly baby go back home, Oh I know yeah but, So he fell in love with the club slut, Fell in love with the club slut, So what…
Where do you wanna go, when your life′s in a mess? Where do you wanna be, when your brain′s under stress? Be what you can be, cause you can impress, Down at club s! (club s, yeah!)
Take a ticket to your life and fly far from home, You can take a chance, you won′t be alone. Be what you can be, cause you can impress. Down at club s!
C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be
Where do you wanna be, if you feel like a star? We′ll take you all the way, no matter how far. There′s a method in the madness, never the less, Down at club s!
Where do you wanna be, where words can′t express? Everybody knows that life can depress. Come on to the place where you can impress, Down at club s! yeah!
C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be
De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum
C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be
When you′re lonely, head for the best club. The one and only, wonderful s club! To the s! To the s!
De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum De le la la la de dum C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be C-l-u-b, place you want to be Down at club s, down, down at club s! To the s! To the s!
Where do you wanna go, when your life′s in a mess? Where do you wanna be, when your brain′s under stress? Be what you can be, cause you can impress, Down at Club S! (Club S, yeah!)
Take a ticket to your life and fly far from home, You can take a chance, you won′t be alone. Be what you can be, cause you can impress. Down at Club S!
C-L-U-B, place you want to be (x 3)
Where do you wanna be, if you feel like a star? Well take you all the way, no matter how far. Theres a method in the madness, never the less, Down at Club S!
Where do you wanna be, where words cant express? Everybody knows that life can depress. Come on to the place where you can impress, Down at Club S! Yeah!
C-L-U-B, place you want to be (x 4) De le la la la de dum (x 8) C-L-U-B, place you want to be (x 4)
When you′re lonely, head for the best Club. The one and only, wonderful S Club! To the S! (x 2)
De le la la la de dum (x 8) C-L-U-B, place you want to be (x 5) Down at Club S, down, down at Club S! To the S! (x 2)