This morning I woke up and everything was gray, I tried to slit my wrists and throat, With this piece of extra sharp cheddar I founf in my bed, Then I realized that there′s one thing that makes this life, Worth living...and that′s nothing, Nothing but cheese...
(chorus): Fuck everything (except cheese) I hate my life (but I love cheese) I wish I was dead (if it wasn′t for cheese) I′m so hardcore (and so is cheese)
I′m only living for the cheese The cheese that keeps me going Fresh Mozzerella and sweet Parmasean Once I cut myself on the lawn And then I founf something that made me smile And it was cheese...cheese...CHEESE!
(chorus X2)
Fuck you and fuck your family too I hate you all, I hate everything I′m so cool and deep and twisted But I′m nothing without the cheese The cheese that gives me a reason to Get up in the morning...to move on with my life
And I just don′t know if I can take this I don′t want to live another second I′m gonna rape you, yall best be scared Because I′m a tough badass But don′t hurt yourself Because then I′d get sued And MTV would break their contract with me And I′d have no money Not even cheese
[Verse 1:] Your life is like a crack in the mirror 7 years of bad luck it aint getting better now Not till all is said and done Reflection in the window is the same old face Background small town everywhere you look around Tell me what you′re runnin from
Flip a coin and let it land in your hand Heads you gonna stay but its tails
[Chorus:] So you can move to another town Hide where you′re sure you wont be found But its still just you on the inside You can pretend it′ll be alright Said it to yourself but you know its just a lie Cause its still just you on the inside
Still you on the inside...
[Verse 2:] Nothin faster than the speed of your leavin A hundred miles an hour and there aint no slowin down But you cant outrun yourself Hey you can say you fit in like a joker in the deck But now you′re skipping like a broken record goin round You′re the last to ask for help
You flip a coin and let it land in your hand Heads you gonna stay but its tails
[Chorus:] So you can move to another town Hide where you′re sure you wont be found But its still just you on the inside You can′t pretend it′ll be alright Said it to yourself but you know its just a lie Cause its still just you on the inside
Still you on the inside
[Bridge:] Its never really been a question of how far And at the end of every destination there you are
[Ending Chorus:] You can move to another town Hide where you′re sure you won′t be found But its still just you on the inside You can pretend it will be alright No matter how you sell it When you tell it its a lie Cause its still just you on the inside Still you on the inside (You can go and change and to me you′ll always be the same) Still you on the inside (You can try and run and know you′ll always be the same inside) Still you on the inside (You can go and change and to me you′ll always be the same) Still you on the inside (You can try and run and know you′ll always be the same inside) Still love you on the inside.