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The Offspring - Pretty Fly

Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
And all the girlies say I′m pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinquo, senco, ses
You know, it′s kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn′t cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don′t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn′t get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don′t rate, just overcompensate
At least, you′ll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabes
So hey hey, do that brand new thing

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
And all the girlies say I′m pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn′t have ice cube, so he bought vanilla ice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they′re gonna kick his lily ass

So don′t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn′t get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don′t rate, just overcompensate
At least, you′ll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world likes wannabes
So hey hey, do that brand new thing

Now, he′s getting a tattoo, yeah, he′s gettin′ ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he′s trying too hard and he′s not quite hip
But in his own mind, he′s the, he′s the dopest trip

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinquo, senco, ses

So don′t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn′t get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don′t rate, just overcompensate
At least, you′ll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let′s get some more wannabes
And hey hey, do that brand new thing

Дата написания: 28 Февраля 2024 21:01:50

Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I′m pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple′s had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of′em were nudniks and none of′em would last
But ournew guy′s real kosher, I think he′ll do the trick
I tell ya, he′s to die for - he really knows his shtick

So how′s by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Working′ like a dog at the synagogue
He′s there all day, he′s there all day
Just say Vay is mir! and he′ll kick into gear
He′ll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I′m pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain ′cause he won′t pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he′s hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he′ll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!
He′s such a macher ′cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What′s not to like? What′s not to like?
Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he′s doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn′t miss
He′ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he′s got a lot of chutzpah, he′s really quite hhhhhip
The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!

(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin′, Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He′s doin′ well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he′s swell
Show up at his home, he says, Shalom!
And Have some cake-You want some cake?
Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I′m so ferklempt that I could plotz!
So grab your yarmulka--
The one you got for Chanukah--
Let′s put on our yarmulkas and--
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Дата написания: 21 Февраля 2024 00:00:00