My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be.
He said: "Help a brother out tonight,
"An′ come double date with me."
"She′s got a baby sister and they′re headed into town.
"An′ they′re lookin′ for a good time,
"They′re fun to be around."
I said what do she look like?
He scratched his head and stated:
"She was a home comin′ football queen before she graduated.
"We′ll wine and dine and do ′em fine,
"An′ really double date ′em.
"Then take ′em back to the Motel Six an′ try to seperate ′em."
An′ they showed up in a pick up truck:
They were right on time.
His was kinda hefty,
But not half as big as mine.
I′m runnin′ block: turn the lights down low.
Runnin′ block: don′t want no one to know,
That I tried to drink her skinny,
But she′s still about 215,
Sometimes you got to bow up
And take one for the team.
She cleaned her plate at dinner,
Then she ate what′s left of mine.
Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake,
As I drank all the wine.
She strolled out to the patio for an after dinner cig:
I said: "Bro′ you′ve done her this time and are gonna owe me big."
You know why?
′Cause my brother′s havin′ a party.
Thought you oughta know.
He′s got co-eds swimmin naked:
Reason I can′t go.
I′m runnin′ block: turn the lights down low.
Runnin′ block: sure don′t want no one to know,
That I tried to drink her skinny,
But she′s still about 215,
Sometimes you got to bow up
Just take one for the team.
(Now bow up boys.)
When we got back to the motel,
I kicked up my feet.
Then she put me in a headlock, said: "Snuggle up with me."
My buddy finished early an when he walked through the door,
I was layin′ there half naked,
She had me pinned down to the floor.
Son, I can′t believe you caught me,
This big ol′ jelly roll.
You can laugh at me tomorrow,
But you can′t ever tell a soul.
That I′m runnin′ block: turn the lights down low.
Runnin′ block: don′t want no one to know,
That I tried to drink her skinny,
But she′s still about 215,
Sometimes you got to bow up
Дата написания: 29 Февраля 2024 00:52:32
Runnin′ away runnin′ away
Hey hey hey runnin′ away
I had the perfect girl we′d spend together hours everyday
You′d say that I had it made and I was all for the commitment
But then she started wantin′ more from me
And my mind began to change suddenly I didn′t feel the same
I didn′t know what I was doing
I was dodging commitment start but don′t finish
My aim was always the same girl I know I been trippin′
I′m confessin′ I′m confessin′ so baby just hear me out
I′m confessin′ I′m confessin′ so baby just see me off
I wanna show my heart but I don′t know where to start
So I keep runnin′
With real love in my face
Why am I breakin′ away
I keep runnin′
So scared of the heartbreak
So scared of makin′ mistakes
I keep runnin′
When all I really need is you
All I really need is you
But I keep on runnin′ away
Hey hey hey
I caught a second wind of happiness when I met this girl
And then we became the best of friends we went
From half full to half empty I took a detour tryin′ to find myself
But I′m on this road again want out of this box I′m in
I made it harder to be with me
I was dodging commitment start but don′t finish
My aim was always the same girl I know I been trippin′
I′m confessin′ I′m confessin′ so baby just hear me out
I′m confessin′ I′m confessin′ so baby just see me off
I wanna show my heart but I don′t know where to start
So I keep runnin′
With real love in my face
Why am I breakin′ away
I keep runnin′
So scared of the heartbreak
So scared of makin′ mistakes
I keep runnin′
When all I really need is you
All I really need is you
But I keep on runnin′ away
Hey hey hey
I′m ′bout to break down baby I′m done
No I can′t keep up runnin′ this marathon
No need to rest when I already won
And if I got you by my side girl I already won
It′s like lookin′ for a treasure when it′s already mine
It don′t make sense don′t make sense
No matter how hard I try to define
I′m comin′ face to face with myself
I know I don′t need don′t need no one else
So can somebody tell me where I′m goin′
So can somebody tell me where I′m goin′
I keep runnin′
With real love in my face
Why am I breakin′ away
I keep runnin′
So scared of the heartbreak
So scared of makin′ mistakes
I keep runnin′
When all I really need is you
All I really need is you
But I keep on runnin′ away
I keep runnin′
With real love in my face
Why am I breakin′ away
I keep runnin′
So scared of the heartbreak
So scared of makin′ mistakes
I keep runnin′
When all I really need is you
All I really need is you
But I keep on runnin′ away
Hey hey hey
Runnin′ away runnin′ away hey hey hey
Runnin′ away runnin′ away hey hey hey
Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:38:43
Wake up, my baby still looks amazing with no make-up
Damn it I knew the second that you came up
From underneath the covers say, I wanna meet your mother, your daddy, your sister and your brother
One week, the time it took you to tell me that you love me
But darling my shit ain′t moved around the country
And no we′re buying diamonds, saying it′s only 20 karats it can′t be that hard to find it baby
Your touch has made me a believer
Your love is all I ever needed
And she′s the only one I′d follow for eternity
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
Light on sunset, can′t imagine the two having fun yet
Baby maybe just wait cause I ain′t drunk yet
As soon as I look over
Wait a sugar called at you a busy motor phoner
Don′t be wrong girl
What you doing nothing wrong girl
Looks like we got another come along girl
If you ain′t afraid to try it
You ain′t really flying platinum long as I can be the platinum baby
Your touch has made me a believer
Your love is all I ever needed
And she′s the only one I′d follow for eternity
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
[Flo Rida:]
Big stuff, big world, hopefully a very cute sexy girl,
big tits, big butt, love it when it goes like a lollipop in her mouth.
Yo (ma niggaz), (yo ma niggaz), yo, it′s Flo Rida.
Yo, she got a big ass of a nice cupcake,
God gave her that for her queen sake, she can suck my pistol,
like a army military missile, she can speak spanish, english or french,
but I get hurt and wrench she she sucks my pistol.
So I have say yo, yo she got a big cupcake, take that for your good sake, yo (ma niggaz).
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
She takes light, the sunshine kissing me
Bittersweeter than a honey on a bumblebee
She said honey if you want you can come with me
She′s got me runnin′ round and round
Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:20:09
I’m breaking it down now,
Nothing to hold on anymore,
my way was always crowded,
but I felt so all alone.
Look over my shoulder,
Leaving the past so far behind,
It’s all gone up in smoke now,
but I can’t stop to run away.
Runnin’ away from yesterday,
looking for places, I can′t stay.
Runnin’ away from yesterday,
looking for places, I can′t stay.
I’m longing for a new tomorrow in my life,
I guess another day is dawning in, in my life.
I’m longing for a new tomorrow in my life.
I′m outta my way now
Still feel It chasing after me,
I tried to escape my past,
cause I can’t carry in no more.
Runnin’ away from yesterday,
looking for places, I can’t stay.
Runnin’ away from yesterday,
looking for places, I can’t stay.
I’m longing for a new tomorrow in my life,
I guess another day is gone in, in my life.
I’m longing for a new tomorrow in my life,
in my life.
Oh
What they were asking,
was much more than I could bare
they want a picture of me,
but I can’t sell it anymore...
Дата написания: 23 Февраля 2024 16:08:29