Tenacious D - You Fucker

Jack:
Let′s kick it
I′ll say kick it and you′ll just kick it with a tasty groove, ok?
1... 2... 3... kick it
Kick it... c′mon god dammit
God Kyle, could you one time kick it... what the fuck?

Kyle:
Jack, don′t put it all on me
I′ve been sittin′ here waitin′

Jack:
Ok, we′ve got a crucial, clutch cargo gig comin′ up Kyle
You cocksucker
You don′t give a shit and I′ve been sittin′ around gettin′ sick of your attitude
You fucker... Ya fuckin′ bitch!

Kyle:
I don′t think I like YOUR attitude

Jack:
You fucker!

Kyle:
You know what!? I QUIT!

(Jack cries)