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Tenacious D - Exploding Brains

We′ve been sent,
To issue all you people here a warning.
I′m not at liberty to say,
The details of our most perculiar warning. Yeah.
Sufice to say..All you people here are in grave danger.
So come on!

Through the skies, he flies.
He doesn′t know the reason why.
But he flies, so high.
You know that it′s true!
Lot of times, when the elders, they smile,
An illusion, an infusion, an intrusion,
An amusement park ride!

Exploding brains!
For miles on to Zanzibar.
To the shores of ye old rustic shinock.
Decimating the competition,
Leaving in their wake, a blind ambition.
Come along children, let′s rock, get it on!

In whatever heinous realm that it squats!
In whatever heinous realm that it squats!
In whatever heinous realm that it squats....
That it squats...
That it squats...
That it squats.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:07

Tenacious D - Hari Krishna

I wasn′t very popular in high school, And here′s what I figured out
It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention
I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chromosome
I know that some of you have it too
And its fuckin′ tragic
Caused a lot of pain, early on
And this is a song about that

Everything sucked in high school
So I moved to the Miiiidlle Eeeast
I kicked ass with the Krishna
I took on their belief

Sista! A-Hari Krishna
A-Hari Hari, A-Fucking Hari

Now I′m back home now
Momma don′t like me
Daddy don′t recognize me
A Hari Hari

A-Hari Krishna, oh yeah!
A Fucking Hari
A Hariiiiiiiii

A nigga greeeesss

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:06

Tenacious D - IWant You To Want Me

i want you to want me
i need you to need me
i′d love you to love me
i′m beggin′ you to beg me

i′ll shine up my old brown shoes
put on a brand new shirt
get home early from work
if you saaaaay
that you love me

didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′
ohh didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′
feelin all alone without a friend you know you feel like dyin′
ohh didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′

i want you to want me
i need you to need me
i′d love you to love me
i′m beggin′ you to beg me

i′ll shine up my old brown shoes
put on a brand new shirt
get home early from work
if you saaaaay
that you love me

didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′
ohh didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′
feelin all alone without a friend you know you feel like dyin′
ohh didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′

heyyy!!!!

*guitar solo*

feelin all alone without a friend you know you feel like dyin′
didn′ i didn′ i didn′ i see you cryin′

*guitar solo*

i want you to want me
i need you to need me
i′d love you to love me
i′m beggin′ you to beg me

i want you to want me
i want you to want me
i want you to want me
i want you to want me

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:06

Tenacious D - Rung Digga Dung

JB:
Rrrrrung gigga gung gung gung gigga gung gung
gung gigga gung gung gow
(KG takes over ′rung gigga gung′)

JB:
rigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo ree-gagoo
rrrrigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo-ooo

Stabbing you with my booey while I′m naked
Painted from head to toe and so aroused OH!

rigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo ree-gagoo
rigoogew geegoo gugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo-ooo

Stabbing you with my booey while I′m naked
KG: stabbing you with his booey while he′s naked
JB: Painted from head to toe and so
JB&KG: I′m so aroused

JB&KG:
Rung gigga gung gung ...rigga gung gung
rung gigga gung gung gow

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dreeeeeeeeeeam-dreeeeeeeeee(eam)

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:05

Tenacious D - You Fucker

Jack:
Let′s kick it
I′ll say kick it and you′ll just kick it with a tasty groove, ok?
1... 2... 3... kick it
Kick it... c′mon god dammit
God Kyle, could you one time kick it... what the fuck?

Kyle:
Jack, don′t put it all on me
I′ve been sittin′ here waitin′

Jack:
Ok, we′ve got a crucial, clutch cargo gig comin′ up Kyle
You cocksucker
You don′t give a shit and I′ve been sittin′ around gettin′ sick of your attitude
You fucker... Ya fuckin′ bitch!

Kyle:
I don′t think I like YOUR attitude

Jack:
You fucker!

Kyle:
You know what!? I QUIT!

(Jack cries)

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:05

Tenacious D - I′m The Only Gay Eskimo

I′m the only gay eskimo
I′m the only one I know
I′m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I′m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I′ve got this crazy fetish for rubber
I′m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I′m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole

I′m the only gay eskimo
I′m the only one I know
I′m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:05

Tenacious D - Lee

Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Leeee, Leeee,
Leeee, Leeee!

Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
We′re talkin′ fuckin′ Lee!

I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell,
A spell on mee!
If me and Lee,
and KG, could be free
Flyin′ free tenacious-lee!

Skinny-dippin in a sea of Lee
I′ll propose on bended knee!
To Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!

Le, le, le, le,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!
Le, le, le, le,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!

If me, and lee, and KG
Could be free! (Could be free!)
Plant a tree! (Plant a tree!)
Just for Lee! (Just for Lee!)
Lee!

(karate chop voice) Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee!

fuck! (in a low voice)

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:04

Tenacious D - Kyle Took A Bullet

Jack Black:
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I′ve got to rock for three.
KG and me, don′t forget about Tenacious D.
KG:
I took a bullet for JB, now I′m in heaven and I can see
Jack Black:
your decision to rescue me
KG:
was definitely Poops McGee.
Jack Black:
No way, no KG, I disagree
KG:
Why?
Jack Black:
Your decision to rescue me
KG:
yea?
Jack Black:
Was a decision to set you free
KG:
was definitely Poops McGee.
Jack Black:
Wait, this is fuckin′ with my head.
I totally thought you was dead
just remember what you said
my medallion′s made of bullet-proof lead.
Whoa!
Duet:
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I′ve got to rock for three.
KG and me, don′t forget about Tenacious D.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:00

Tenacious D - Drive-Thru

Kage?
Yea?
Let′s go to this drive-thru
oh good, im starvin′
*vrrooooommmm noise*
may I help you?
Yea, um, uh
Can I have your order?
yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu
Ok
..ummm

Would you like to try seasoned curly?
Please don′t, dont offer me anything
I′ll tell YOU want I want,
OK..

um.. ok.. you know how you′ve got the six piece nugget?s
yes, six piece nuggets
just uh, can you just give me four nuggets?
im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE
would you like to try them?
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..
take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
i′m just wanting my four nugget thing
i′m trying to watch my colory intake

it comes in six or twelve piece
PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS
and give me four chicken mcnuggets
allright, four six piece nuggets

and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee
A JR Western Bacon Chee,
im trying to watch my figure
Western Bacon Cheeseburger
A JR Western Bacon Chee
would you like that with onions?
no onions.. um..
ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets

and um.. im gonna′ go with a filet of fish sandwich
since that has less calories cause its fish
Filet o′ Fish..

now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-coke
cuase im trying to watch my figure
try to loose some of the weight
uh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?
um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake
because im trying to watch my figure
not a large a small
it comes in medium-small or medium-large
um.. small chocolate shake..

um also a small season′s curlys
small season′s curlys..
ok i got small season′s curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..
ummm fuck my ass what else

give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it
$10.01.
wait kage what do you want
uhhh geez let me have uhh
i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger
large shake, seasoned curlys..
OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER
thats all i want, thats all i want
GOOD, ok..
how much is that sir? that will be $14.75
at the window please, please drive up

do you have any money?
oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh
give it to me.. Allright Here... ok
we only have umm alright

im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
ok thank you..
lets go

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:06:00

Tenacious D - One Note Song

KG:Jack
JB:yeah
KG:do you think some people
do you think that there′s some people
that arent really
that are actually robots
living among us
JB:No
KG:that we cant tell
JB:No we dont have the technology yet
but rage
rage ra..
KG:yeah
JB: ..ge
KG:yeah
JB:you know what I was thinking?
stop playing
I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song
KG:yeah?
JB:check it out.
just do what I do
KG:ok
JB:just play this note
and then we both keep playing
just keep both playnig that note
every once in a while bend it
an′ that′s it
and just remember who wrote that song
me baby me
KG: oh.....
see its fucking simple
thats one song in the bank
next song
KG:is uh
JB:next song
KG:how can, but it′s one note
JB:next
anybody could have wrote it
anybody could have done it
JB: ffrt
KG: its one song its one note
JB:but guess who did write it Me
KG:yeah but did you did you write the the listen...
JB:dude I did
I told you to do the bendy every once in a while
KG;oh yeah you did
JB;woohoo I win
KG;shit
JB;I win
one to nothin

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:59

Tenacious D - The Road

The road is fuckin′ hard,
The road is fuckin′ tough-ah,
There′s no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It′s the fuckin′ road my friend
But it′s the only road I know.
When I′m munchin′ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin′ hard,
It′s also really fuckin′ tough,
There′s no question that
It don′t take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it′s the only fuckin′ road I know,
When I′m snackin′ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can′t I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I′m talkin′ about the road. [5X]
Road!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:59

Tenacious D - Cock Pushups

KG-D′you think that um...Dude d′you think that when the album...
When this is out, D′you think this′ll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin′ cock pushups.

KG-Cock pushups?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?

JB- It′s where you fuckin′ lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-Cock pushups?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:58

Tenacious D - Baby

I can′t get to sleep tonight
No matter how hard I try
Cause it′s cold and it′s dark
And the wind is a whistlin′
And I can′t seem to put out the light
Momma′s been searching for baby
But baby been tryin′ to get home
Cause it′s cold and it′s dark
And the moon cannot light the way
And Daddy′s gone - (bye bye)

I′m just a babyyyyy

(crying)

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:58

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don′t have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that′s not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I′m gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I′m gonna screw you gently"
"I′m gonna hump you sweetly"
"I′m gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin′ in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That′s fuckin′ teamwork!
What′s your favorite posish?
That′s cool with me, It′s not my favorite but I′ll do it for you.
What′s your favorite dish?
I′m not gonna cook it but I′ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I′m gonna love you completely
Then I′ll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I′ll fuckin bone you completely
but then I′m gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:57

Tenacious D - Inward Singing

(Kyle Gass snores loudly)

Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I′ve done it.
(shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!
Kyle: What? What?? God! I′m sleeping, dude!
What are you talking about...
Jack: Oh my god.
Kyle: What?
Jack: I did it.
Kyle: What d′ya do?
Jack: I′ve done it. I fuckin′ did it.
The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude.
Oh my god, inward singing.
Kyle: What?
Jack: Check it out, it′s an invention.
And it makes non-stop rocking possible.
(shouts) Think about it, man!
Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time!
The other time they′re...they′re...they′re...they′re breathing! In!
But not anymore, baby! hahahahaha!! Not with inward singing, check it out!
(Jack sings inwards, then outwards. while doing this, he sings:)
And then I start some lyrics and you can′t believe I′m singing
And I′m never fucking stopping
And I′m always fucking singing
And now you know that I will never stop the fucking singing
I′m like a fucking one-man band
I′m like a fucking one-man band!
(Jack then starts talking again)
And I can sing like that all fucking night!
Kyle: ...Wow....It wasn′t really non-stop though, there was a slight...
Jack: (shouts) Arrgh, shut up! It is non-stop!
And the other thing is, that when I′m fuckin′ singing in,
it sounds even better!
Than when I′m singing out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick!
Always nay-saying...everything I create! You piece of shit!
YOU create something like inward singing! You fucking shit!
You fucking sit in your tower! Fucking nap...
Kyle: (laughing)
Jack: What′s funny??.... You fucking bitch! Fucking...fuck you!
Fuckin′...cock ass!!
(Jack pauses for a minute to breathe)
Jack: You′re fired from the band.
Kyle: Um, that won′t be necessary, Jack.
Jack: Why?
Kyle: I′m quitting.
Jack: What?
Kyle: I quit.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:57

Tenacious D - Car chase city

Car chase city,
That′s the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
Now its totally lame!
KG really fucking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we′re fucking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!

Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Thought that we wasn′t,
But we totally was!

Car chase city,
Now we′re off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I′m takin′ a crap!

Now it′s getting hairy,
So we′re changin′ the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!

KG fuckin′ put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, got the Pick in my ass!

Fuck this shit!
It′s gone too far!

Kage pull over, let me out of the car!
Car chase city,
Now we′re taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we′re going insane!

Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Car chase city patrol!

Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!
Car chase city!

Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Just a fuckin′ rigmarole!

Uh!

Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Oh!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S′broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Go!

Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Just a fuckin′ rigmarole!

Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let′s rock!
Let′s roll!
Rockin′ was the ulti-mofo!
Uh!

Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!

[Host:] Hey guys, you′re running a little late.
There′s no spot left. You got any new material?
[JB] What we got′s gonna turn your brain to shit.
[KG] Dust off the stage, Open Mic Host. Step aside.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:56

Tenacious D - Malibu Nights

KG: Yeah, but you didn′t fuckin′ come out with this o-

JB: I got some lyrics.

Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin′ a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin′d view.
Because it′s time for my breakfast,
It′s time for some cheese.
It′s time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:56

Tenacious D - History

This is a song called the history of tenacious d
and its not just of list of things that we′ve done in the past,
but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!
we ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil′s plain
we′ve walked with Jesus and his cross
he did not die in vain No!

we′ ve run with wolves
we′ve climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
we′ve travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again Rock!

Kyle′s fingers be silver
BoTH
Jack′s voice then be gold
both lest you think we′re vain!

We know its the showcase and we don′t care
Tenacious D we reign....
we reign Supreme
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme and a Cutless Supreme
Supreme Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
[scream]Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
SUpreme!!!!!!!!!!
we reign SUpreme

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:55

Tenacious D - The History Of Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of tenacious D
and its not just a list of things we′ve done in the past
but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devils plain
we′ve walked with jesus and his cross he did not die in vain no!
We run with wolves we′ve climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
We′ve traveled through space and time my friend to rock this house again
ROCK!

Kyle′s fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think were vain
We know its the showcase and we dont care!
Tenacious D..WE REING!
We reign supreme!
oh GOD!!!!!!!!! Burrito Supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutless
supreme!
Supreme Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
*Scream* Go now kyle go now kyle!
SUPREME!!!!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:55

Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks

One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX!

It doesn′t matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There′s no such thing as a rock prodigy,
Cause rock ′n roll is bogus, right KG? (′Right!′)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that′s why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin′ socks off!
Give ′em a taste, KG.
(′Okay.′)

That is Bach, and it rocks.
It′s a rock block of Bach,
That he learned in the school,
Called the School of Hard Knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We′ll rock your shit up, y′all.
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out!
All right!

Now I know what a lot of you are sayin′,
′I just figured out what I′m gonna do with the rest of my days.
I′m gonna get me an oversized guitar,
Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.′
Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain′t that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin′ up
At the crack a′ noon, for deep-knee rock squats?
Seven or eight at a time? In a row!
How ′bout, are you willing to make the commitment
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style!
Glistening in the sun.
How ′bout, are you willin′ to make the commitment,
Of wakin′ up, goin′,
′Okay, it′s gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
I can′t decide, can′t decide. Brain aneurysm!′
We′ve been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
To rock your fuckin′ socks off.
And all we ask in return is some precious little...
All we′re askin′ you to do
Is drop trou
And squeeze out
A Cleveland Steamer on my chest. (′Ooh.′)

Two, three, four!
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We′ll rock your shit up, y′all.
Give it up, children, won′t you freak your shit out!
All right!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:55

Tenacious D - Master Exploder

Augh! AHGH!

I do not need, (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
POWERFUL!

AUGH!! AHGH!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
To blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
All the time

Now take a look (take a look)
Tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We′ve got the Pick of Destiny!

AAAH! AUGH!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:54

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin′ he was on the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
geek simulation now there′s nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow ming!

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!

Well even when the demons had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW!".

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie′s better than the Citizen Kane!

Cause he who′s a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!

Oh! Cause if you′re a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you′re a carny,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!

It′s called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:54

Tenacious D - Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you′re high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won′t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Now it′s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how ′bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That′s levitation, holmes.
How ′bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That′s telekinesis, Kyle.
How ′bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won′t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That′s right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That′s me.
[sung]
We′re now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won′t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we′ll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There′s the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I′ll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:53

Tenacious D - Break In-City

The mission is clear,
i′m going over there
I′m going to do the mission

I flip around the corner,
flat as a pancake
And then i- oh noo! A camera

Stay back here,
devise a plan
Dive into the bushes

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i′m climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! storm the gates!

Two air-vents on the roof,
thats what the guy was talkin a- Shit!

Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:53

Tenacious D - Destiny

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin′ he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
geek simulation now there′s nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke his tooth and thus the deamon said oww.

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin′ cause it′s fucking insane!

Cause it′s the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie′s better than the Citizen Kane!

Cause he who′s a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!

Oh! Cause if you′re a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you′re a carny,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!

It′s called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:53

Tenacious D - Spiderman

This is a song

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at ′em
He′s got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He′s not fucking really Spidey
His moves didn′t work because he′s fucking Spidey!

Spiderman doesn′t look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the fucking BVDs
Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It′s fucking sassafrassquatch!
I′ve been searching for him for ten years
And now′s my chance to capture him
I′m not moving on...fuck!

He′s using the web! He′s using the web!
Using the Spidey! He′s freezing the auidence!
He′s using the fucking Spidey
Twa, it didn′t hold ′em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn′t work on Sass!

He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us

He′s got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark′s got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn′t...(starts to laugh)
Why′s he have his cock out? That′s not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He′s fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It′s looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should′ve fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He′ll rip that shit right off! Now you′re fucking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don′t make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!

He′s sucking on his fucking chode!
He′s gonna shoot your fucking load
If I know Sassafrass! He′s gonna shoot the load
Ahh! That′s non-dairy creamer!

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That′s a lot of cum! That′s way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn′t fucking done enough

He′s dragging him by the foot! He′s getting him in position
I don′t know what for!
But I think it′s finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya′ll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He′s flinging shit! And he′s taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he′s got him tricked!
The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there′s a bang up!
You′ll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:52

Tenacious D - The Government Totally Sucks

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben franklyn was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genious but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous aayyy

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They′re fucking up the environment (say what?)
They′re taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)
The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a days breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA YEAAHHH
Bring back the USAAAA YEAAHH
The fucking USAAAA YEAHHHH
Bring back the US

Government totally sucks!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:52

Tenacious D - Double Team

Listen honey,
Thinkin′ ′bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin′, growin′,
Man I′d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin′ sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
′Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you′re groovin′,
Put on a cool ′70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It′s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That′s what I′m offerin′ you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It′s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin′ down by your feet.
It′s me, it′s JB, I′m suckin′ upon your toes.

We don′t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin′ sex with me and KG,
Now you′re talkin′ double team supreme.

Let′s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that′s it, that′s right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I′m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:52

Tenacious D - Dio

Dio has rocked for a long, long time.
Now it′s time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildabeasts and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It′s time to pass the torch,
You′re too old to rock, no more rockin′ for you.
We′re takin′ you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you′re very well taken care of.
You′ll tell us secrets that you′ve learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we′ll make a good goulash, baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter TO ME.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go, go! Dio, Dio!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:51

Tenacious D - The Metal

You can′t kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah! [x2]

[Singing]

No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!

Metal!
It comes from hell!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:51

Tenacious D - Things I Want

Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hey now Santa I′m writing to you,
Cos there′s alot of cool shit I want
I know I′ve been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there′s alot of cool shit I want,
So here′s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool shit I want,
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
There′s still alot of cool shit I want,
So here′s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go Santa I′m sure you′ll agree,
That there′s some really cool shit I want,
I know I′ve been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,

So here′s my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I′ve been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need some more shit-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I waaaaaaant,
All the cool shit I want!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:49

Tenacious D - Friendship

Friendship is rare
Do you know what I′m saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derriere
When you find out much later
That they don′t really care

It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see
It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?

Oh shit, there′s a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also that chair?
We′re fighting a bear
Now your life′s in great danger
And you don′t even care

It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?
It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?
It′s rare... to me
Say a prayer... for me
Cuz it′s rare to be in Tenacious D

Friends will be friends - they′re running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they′ll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends

Friends will be friends - they′re running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they′ll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be... friends..... yeah.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:48

Tenacious D - Kickapoo

[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin′ time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin′ rockin′ all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin′ as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin′ cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
′Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]

[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You′ve disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother′s ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll′s The Devil′s work, he wants you to rebel.
You′ll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You′d better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You′re grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don′t let me here you cry,
Don′t let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you′re in my home!

[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I′m askin′ for your guidance.
Won′t you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you′re evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil′s work,
It′s magical and rad.
I′ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father′s clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world′s most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he went from fuckin′ Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:47

Tenacious D - Jesus

More tomatoes?
I do believe so, yes.
Ohh, life on the road Kayg
Life on the road
Hey guys I got that wiper fluid for ya
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch
He was harvesting a big tomato,
He was in the sand, all right
I’m taking a walk in the woods,
It’s nice outside
Smells of shit
Lig a guing gligga gigga googa gwey oh go
I come upon a silver striped mushroom
And I flylalala ly la ly
And I fly fly
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch
Jesus, I fell in love with a baked potato
That′s when I started to dance, yeah, in France
I’m taking a walk in the woods, fuck yeah
It’s nice, very very nice
Smells of shit
-Lig a guing gligga gigga googa gwey oh go
-Lug a fling gligga gigga googa gwey oh go
I come upon a silver striped mushroom
And I flylalala ly la ly
And I fly fly
Flylalala ly ly ly
And I fly I’m gone…

(Freestyle Scat -
Ha fle gagoo ge gee-o,
rik a bik a dee doo,
roo dagong,
flak ka be de-do roo da go-gong YEAH!)

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:47

Tenacious D - Tribute

[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin′ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle...
of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I′ll eat your soul." (soul)
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it′s easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn′t remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin′ song the greatest song
in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn′t actually sound
anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin′,
So surprised to find you can′t stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:46

Tenacious D - Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I′m complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you′re first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I′m the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it′s fucking tasty
I′m the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I′m gonna flaunt,
there′s never been a rock off that I′ve ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I′m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I′ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] Noooooo!
c′mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there′s just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he′s not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you′re gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we′ve been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C′mon Kage now it′s time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it′s time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We′ll bend you over then we′ll take you to brown town
[BOTH] Now we′ve got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He′s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C′mon Kage cause it′s time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh we′ll piledrive ya, it′s time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin′ lame. Come on Kage, You′re coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin′ horn!
oh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I′ll get you Tenacious D!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:46

Tenacious D - Classico

Can′t you see he′s the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man he′s a shiny golden god.

If you think it′s time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,
well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
′cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
′cause if you think it′s time,
if you think it′s time,
if you think it′s time to fucking rock.

He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
and fucking [vocal solo]...

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:46

Shadows Fall - Another Lost Hero

I′d never leave you
But fate has come to silence me
It′s become so hard to breathe
I can not reach you
And soon the earth will cover me
Darkness is all that I see
Forever is waiting
The final steps you′re taking
Will soon be buried in the sand
All the battles
They say we won
They leave another thousand lives undone
Another thousand lives undone
Forever is waiting
The final steps you′re taking
Will soon be buried in the sand
You′re gone, but not forgot
Another hero lost
The sorrow builds with every passing
All the lessons that you taught
And all the light you brought
Lives on in the eyes of your son

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:37

Shadows Fall - Teasin′ Pleasin′

Ten boots, a-battered and a-beaten
Holes in our soles where the desert has eaten
But they′re holdin′ out and they′re so easy fittin′
Just a few holes where the rattlesnakes have bitten

They ain′t too fancy and they′re just a little dirty
But they mean a lot to us, we think they′re awful purty
We wear ′em all the time, from morning to night
If you wanna take ′em from us, then you′re in for the a fight

We wouldn′t trade for whiskey or a lover
They′ve taken us further than either of the other
And when we′re gone, we won′t be a-carin′
Six feet under, you know what we′ll be wearin′

Ten boots, a-rollin′ and a-rompin′
Ten boots, a-stompin′ and a-kickin′ up
A cloud of dust, a might hi-ho Silver
Ten boots, a-ten boots ain′t stoppin′

My boots an′ me, oh, we′re a-never knowin′
From day to day just where we′ll be a-goin′
Down a dusty road, or a-ridin′ on a rail
Lovin′ or a-fightin′, they′ll never fail me
Yah ho huh

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:36

Shadows Fall - Seize The Calm

The shimmer of understanding
Grasping to maintain
The cold touch of chaos
Are you in control?

On the edge, how did it come to this?
As we stare into the abyss

This world will only be
A pleasent lie or bitter truth
Somewhere buried deep within
Is a light that forever shines

On the edge, how did it come to this?
As we stare into the abyss
On the edge, on the precipice
As we stare into the abyss

Seize the calm
It holds more than life

On the edge, how did it come to this?
As we stare into the abyss
On the edge, on the precipice
As we stare into the abyss

FADING!!!
FALLING!!!
Weightless and shameless
FADING!!!
FALLING!!!
Weightless and shameless.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:36

Shadows Fall - Burning The Live

Soon a darkened pyramid will rise
There will be no escaping from the all seeing eye
Lost in blindness
Serving shielded masters still unknown
Chaos is their goal
Corrupt you heart and soul
The air is getting thin
Will you give in?
All the voices of the lost and forgotten
Still lay in their graves they′ve been silenced for their thoughts
Lost in blindness
The history is written in their blood
Chaos is their goal
Corrupt you heart and soul
The air is getting thin
Will you give in?
Burning the lives and the pride of the innocents
Tearing down all that we built!

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:35

Shadows Fall - Deadworld

Drowning yourself in a world of lies
Wandering lost, until the ego dies
Perceptions been tainted by your lack of free will
We have become what we once most feared

The brilliance of the light′s been dulled to grey
Denying our souls of the most noble truths
Trapped within and blinded by youth

We must end this wicked game
Mourning a dead world
Empty life of relentless shame
Mourning a dead world
See through what′s been taught to you
Mourning a dead world
Breathe in life and seek the truth
Mourning a dead world rus:]

As progress paves the forest and paints the sky
Cities rise like cancer, rive of life is dry
Spirits of ancients will then awake a rise
The seal is broken, final sign of our demise

We must end this wicked game
Mourning a dead world
Empty life of relentless shame
Mourning a dead world
See through what′s been taught to you
Mourning a dead world
Breathe in life and seek the truth
Mourning a dead world

Awake and rise
Redemption fires
Burn the lies
Redemption fires

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:34

Shadows Fall - Eternity Is Within

Man has programmed himself to die
A death wish has been ingrained
Almost with our first breath
We are taught to expect our last

Science has done its best to choke off
The true instincts of mankind
Death is impatient and thoughtless
Mortality is a disease of the mind

Embrace the gifts before you
Paradise is underfoot
Eternity is within

Lost site of the bounty before us
Boundless resource of pleasure and plenty
Living for an intangible
In a future clouded with doubt

Embrace the gifts before you
Paradise is underfoot
Eternity is within

Every step forward is one step
deeper into the grave

Breathe... breath of life

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:33

Shadows Fall - Storm Winds

Fighting to control my mind
But tragedy is all I find!
The panic builds up from deep within the subconscious mind
Always thought that the pain would end with the passage of time
No matter how many layers deep you try to hide yourself
They will all crack and peel away to reveal something else
From the past we must break free
Come to terms with all that tortures me
Tragic memories invade
Let the storm winds wash them all away
I will be the only one who is left to decide
There will be more that is left for compromise
Break away from the curse of man′s original sin
Turn away as you stay hidden behind a twisted grin
Tragic memories invade
Let the storm winds wash them all away
Purified I stand before the flames
As the ashes cover yesterday
Imprisoned by actions of the past
No use holding on

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:30

Shadows Fall - Will To Rebuild

Unleashed upon the shores (rain of terror)
The latent power unveiled
A cruel reminder (of our weakness)
Of our vulnerability!
We will rebuild!
We will rise!
We will rebuild!
We will survive!
SURVIVE!!!
Inner strength will always (never falter)
Overpower your neglect
Turn your back on us (the adandoned)
And we will rise alone!
We will rebuild!
We will rise!
We will rebuild!
We will survive!
SURVIVE!!!
Stranded adn forgetten
A blind eye tunrs away
Another failure for the fool
SUBMERGE THE IMAGE!!!
The spirit shines through the deepest of waters

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:27

Shadows Fall - Dread Uprising

Reflecting on this life
Through the eyes of ancients
The wisdom of beyond
CHANT! Chant them down
DOWN! Into nothing
This power screams out from within
Like the trees that struggle towards the sun
Once again in due season we are reborn
Strike down the heathen. THIS MUST END
Swaying deeply in rhythm with the winds
There are eternal lessons within its pulse
Raising their false banners of hope
Lies everlasting
Fighting to save their self interest
DREAD UPRISING!
An end to it all
DREAD UPRISING
Watch as they fall

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:23

Shadows Fall - Carpal Tunnel

Spit your words of fury, Tear your way beneath the skin.
Infecting with doubt, A useless web you spin.

What is it you hope to gain from this? NOTHING!
What is it you hope to prove with this? NOTHING!

Hidden away from view
You start your fires
The child you became king
Of the jackels and the liars.

What is it you hope to gain from this? NOTHING!
What is it you hope to prove with this? NOTHING!
Breaking Your Fingers!!!
Silence your voice
Breaking Your Fingers!!!
You′ve made your choice.

Hidden away from view
You start your fires
The child you became king
Of the jackels and the liars.

What is it you hope to gain from this? NOTHING!
What is it you hope to prove with this? NOTHING!
Breaking Your Fingers!!!
Silence your voice
Breaking Your Fingers!!!
You′ve made your choice.

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:22

Shadows Fall - In Effigy

You will never
Give the power
To the powerless
Your new ideal
Has Grown
Beyond your control
Can you ever find yourslef again?
Your vision distroting
Knowing it will never end
Can′t see through your eyes
Can you imagine
What is only
One step away?
The potential
Is waiting
Just beyond your grasp
Can you ever find yourslef again?
Your vision distorting
Knowing it will never end
Can you keep fighting on and on?
THIS FALSE ME
WILL BURN
IN EFFIGY!!!
It′s so easy
To relax and wathch from afar
It′s so easy yo give in to inertia
Can you ever find yourself again?
Your vision distorting
Knowing it will never end
Can′t see through your eyes

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:20

Shadows Fall - Venomous

I only wanted to
Kill the pain and the sorrow
Instead I buried you
And killed the happiness in me
Can you hear the laughter
Coming from my grave?
Suddenly it seems to me
That I am my own worst enemy
We can never hope to breathe
In this misery
Full speed with blinders on
Never stopped to see the horror
I think you always knew
I′d drag you down to hell with me
Suddenly it seems to me
That I am my own worst enemy
We can never hope to breathe
Tangled in this misery
Think of all I′ve said and done
All the fights I thought I won
Another scar for the chosen son
The ungodly one
How can I
Purge this venom from my veins?
Your sweetest suicide
Drags you in and flips that switch
As you fade away
With the breath of every hit

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:20

Shadows Fall - Inspiration On Demand

Where has it gone?
Have all the words collapsed?

Inspiration on demand
Emotions all displaced.

And I will wander endlessly

Seeking all the answers that I let slip
through my fingers.
I will wander endlessly
Seeking all the answers that
I let slip and fall away.

Turn it all around
It melts into sound
(unfolding... ever growing)

Torn from my rest
Though I still fight to stay.
The images dissolve
As the day invades

A second to react
The mind too slow to act
(unfolding... ever growing)

A vicious thirst to know
The answers dream may hold
(unfolding... ever growing)

Drown the voices of restraint
Make them choke on silence

Incinerate the ropes
And embrace the hope
(unfolding... ever growing)

Splintering the doors
Free the mind to soar
(unfolding... ever growing)

Turn it all around
It melts into sound

Дата написания: 27 Февраля 2024 19:05:19