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Eminem - Remember Me?

(feat. RBX, Sticky Fingaz)


[*spray can being shook up and sprayed several times*]

[RBX]
Remember me? ("Step in, execution")
Remember me? ("I have no remorse")
Remember me? ("I′m ′High Powered′")
Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")

For this one it′s the X, you retarded?
Cause I grab the mic and get DOWN, like Syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses, without boundaries
which qualifies me for the term "universal"
Without no rehearsal, I leak words that′s controversial
Like I′m not, the one you wanna contest, see
cause I′ll hit yo′ ass like the train did that bitch
that got "Banned From TV" -- heavyweight hitter
Hit you watch your whole head split up
Loco-is-the-motion, we comin through
Hollow tips is the lead, the .45 threw

[Sticky Fingaz]
Remember me? ("Throw ya gunz in the air!")
Remember me? ("Slam! Slam!")
Remember me? ("Nigga ′Bacdafucup′")
Remember me? ("Chka-chka-Onyx!")

Niggaz that take no for an answer, get told no
Yeah I been told no but it was more like, "No, no, no!!!"
Life a bitch that′ll fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
this vet is ahead of,
The shit is all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead-a the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta one metal beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence? NOPE! Never leave a shred-of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I′m the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? PBBT! You better dead that shit
My name should be "Can′t-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit"
Probably sayin, "He ain′t a killer", but I′m killin myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw, on the kitchen floor
So think what I′ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggaz in my hood who′d do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do, cocksuckers? We glock busters
′Til the cops cuff us, we′ll start ruckus and drop blockbusters
′Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I′m gettin wires niggaz wantin me dead, wantin my head
You think it could be somethin I said? {*echoes*}

[Eminem]
Remember me? ("I just don′t give a fuck!")
Remember me? ("Yeah, fuck you too!")
Remember me? ("I′m low down and I′m shifty!")
Remember me? ("I′m Shady!")

When I go out, I′ma go out shootin
I don′t mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I′m tryin to clear up my fuckin′ image,
so I promised the fuckin critics
I wouldn′t say "fuckin" for six minutes
(*click* Six minutes, Slim Shady, you′re on)
My baby′s mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin these crazy thoughts
in my cranium, but I′m stuck with a crazy mom
("Is she really on as much dope as you say she′s on?")
Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats
Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes, two kids, sixteen
with M-16′s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint′s speech to fix these streets?
FUCK THAT! PBBT! Tou faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
and re-appear in hell with a can of gas, AND a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show ′em where it′s at
(What the fuck you starin at, nigga?)

Don′t you remember me?!
Remember me?!!
Remember me??!
REMEMBER ME!!!!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:57

Eminem - 3 Verses

I′m the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I′m meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer (?)
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
But kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I′m a negative person don′t be so sure of it
I don′t promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out
I′m blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It′s only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cord
Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board
That smashed into your Honda Accord
With a 4 door Ford
But a more toward (?) droppin an accapella
The choppa (?) fella
The mozarella
Worse than a hellacopta propella
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While I′m standin next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
It′s a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma′s little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I′M STILL ALIVE!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I′ve hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I′m a liar to start shit (?)
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crobar to pry her apart wit

Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab I′ll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I′m blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas (?)
We blowin up your house killing your parents
and coming back to get your foster mommas
And I′m as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
I′m doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I′m more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack (?)
today, yesterday, and the day before sabbath
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapit more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:50

Eminem - I′m Back

CHORUS 4X:
That′s why they call me Slim Shady
(I′m Back) I′m Back, (I′m Back) I′m Back

[Verse 1]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it aint gonna help
What good′s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I′m waitin for hell like hell shit I′m anxious as hell
Manson, you′re safe in that cell, be thankful it′s jail
I used to be my mommy′s little angel at twelve
At thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punched and bullied on my block
Til I cut a kitten′s head off and stuck it in this kid′s mail box
I used to give a, fuck, now I could give a fuckless
What do I think of success? It sucks too much press I′m stressed
Too much cess with agress too upset it′s just too much mess
I guess I must just blew up quick, yes
Grew up quick, no, was raised right, whatever you say is wrong
Whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say hi
Became a commodity because I′m W H I
T E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me, can′t wait till Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn′t workin?
You see this finger, oh it′s upside down
Here let me turn this motherfucker up right now

CHORUS 4X

[Verse 2]
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if he′s influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he′s an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe [vocal scratches]
My name is Slim Shady, I been crazy way before radio didn′t play me
The sensational, "Back is the incredible!"
With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible
It′s Ken Kaniff, on the internet
Trying to, lure your kids, wit him into bed
It′s a, sick world we live in these days
Slim for pete′s sakes put down Christopher Reeve′s legs!
Sheez you guys are so sensitive
Slim it′s touchy subject try and just don′t mention it
Mind with no sense in it, tried to get so frenetic
Whose eyes get so squinted, I′m blind from smokin ′em
Wit my windows tinted, wit nine limos rented, doin lines of coke in ′em
Wit a bunch of guys hoppin out all high and indo scented
And that′s where I get my name from, that′s why they call me

CHORUS 4X

[Verse 3]
I take seven -- from ----- stand ′em all in line
Add an AK - 47, a revolver, a nine
A mack 11 and an all assault a problem of mine
A natural old school a bully shot em all at one time
Cuz I′m Shady, they call me as crazy
As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, *N′SYNC why do they sing
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y′all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It′s why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cuz all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cuz if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It′d be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this!
I′m sorry Puff, but I don′t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it aint mine, what′s my name?

CHORUS 4X

Guess who′s back (back)
geh- geh- guess who′s back
Hi mom
Guess who′s back
geh- geh- guess who′s back (vocal scratches)
D-12
Guess who′s back
geh- geh- geh- geh- guess who′s back
Dr Dre (scratches)
Guess who′s back, back, back (scratches), back
Slim Shady
2001
I′m blew out from this blunt
(sighs) fuck

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:49

Eminem - When You Lie Next To Me

Ooooo

Maybe.. tonight.. we could close the door and lock ourselves inside
Take time.. to feel.. I don′t wanna miss the chance to be so real
Days all fly away and I forget the truth
Everything that matters..yes..in this room

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak just be
Loves a precious thing
Don′t want to waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is sooo sweet
When you lie next to me

My heart is yours
Every part of me still wants to give you more
More time...to love
Cause you never know where life will lead us
I wanna take in all the beauty here...oh
Let the world around us..just disappear

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak just be
Loves a precious thing
Don′t wanna waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is soooo sweet
When you lie next to me

Ooo Lie next to me

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak..just be Whoa Oh
Loves a precious thing
Dont wanna waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is sooo sweet
When you lie next me

When you lie next to me

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:49

Eminem - 3 Questions

was i born to lose
c′mon muthafucker pick and chose
between win or lose
baby shoes, high-heeled shoes
interviews, or kangaroos
skatin down fuckin avenues
wit you bag full of barbecues
and suddenly i blow a fuse
god she said i look like a porcupine
would it be better if i took a hike with frankenstein
maybe i′ll start thinking of giving my bike to palestine
meet my friend brit
she get real pissed off when muthafuckers ain′t feelin her shit
she′ll make you bleed if you fuck around with her per fit
you see her walkin round, clit ring and all, talkin your skit
k that′s enuff for one verse
i don′t think i cud′ve done no worse
so let me give you one of those that i put real well, gun curse

(chorus)that′s part of my story, if you wanna be firm
brit′ll put it down your pants, yea the earthworm
don′t wanna be sorry, don′t eat the bad germ
if you do, just drink the pachiderm

can my songs really make you get up and dance
well if they can, stay seated and take you cup to france
i think that bitch still wants that fuckin poppin chance
think of 50, dre, and eminem
they all battled and got succes and fame
fuck benzino
he called my man slim a feminem, see now
i never really had much ′pac influence
me had m.mathers and used it awful fluent
part of my life i was taught in fight and anger
my people won′t let me hide my middle finder
but everyday i teach the good things to my little sista′s
they only 2,3 years younger than me
but still need my help to be succesful in life, you see
and you really shud be givin that punch rite to me

(chorus)

you think i′m violent
well think again, if you want i′ll let you alone in the silent
with my shit and weed i get high and thow a fit to anyone that gets close to my hand
my parents announced they were gonna get a divorce
it just became a lot worse
the whole opposite of me doin a verse
with a bunny or a horse
infact, what i had i′ll never get it back
i′ll always have this sick mind in me
but what the fuck, just let my shit be
there′s a bug walkin ′long my ceilin
i ain′t really fellin
yea that or this muthafuckin beatin

(chorus)

i luv ya′ll
fuck me

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:49

Eminem - Mr. Mathers

[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers...Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
OK he′s not responding
I′m gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away

[Female Medic]
Uh, BP is 90 over 12, respiration′s at 8
OK I′m tubing him

[Male Medic]
DMC this is medic 41

[Voice over radio]
Medic 41, this is DMC base, go ahead

[Female Medic]
He′s cold, spike him back and grab the back board

[Male Medic]
OK, got it, on 3...1, 2, 3
Hu-let′s move...

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:48

Eminem - Talkin To Myself (feat. Kobe)

[Intro]
Ayo Before I start this song man
I just want to thank everybody for being so patient
And baring with me over these last couple of years
While I figure this sh-t out

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there?
It feels like I’m talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle
And everything I come from
Can anybody hear me?
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It guess I keep talkin to myself
It feels like I’m going insane
Am I the one whose crazy?

Yeayah
Woah wah
Woah wah (oh oh oh oh oh)
Woah wah
Woah wah (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I’m on my own
Is there anyone out there
Who feels the way I feel
That there is then let me in and let me know I’m not the only one(?)

[Eminem]
I went away I guess to open up some lanes
But there was no one who even knew what I was going through
Hatred was flowing through my veins
On the verge of going insane
I almost made a song dissin Lil Wayne
It’s like I was jealous of him cause the attention he was gettin’
I felt horrible about myself
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He was spittin and I wasn’t
Anyone who was buzzin back then coulda got it
Almost went at Kanye too
God it feels like I’m goin’ psychotic
Thank god that I didn’t do it
I would had my ass handed to me
And I knew it but proof wasn’t here to see me through it
I’m in the booth poppin another pill tryna talk myself into it
Are you stupid? You gon’ start dissin people for no reason?
Especially when you can’t even write a decent punchline even
You’re lying to yourself, you’re slowly dying, you’re denying
Your health is declinging with your self esteem, you’re crying out for help

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

[Eminem]
Marshall you’re no longer the man, that’s a bit of a pill to swallow
All I know is some wallowin(?), self-loathing and hollow
Bottoms up of pill bottle maybe I’ll hit my bottom tomorrow
But I must be talkin to the wall though
I don’t see nobody else ( I guess I keep talkin to myself)
But all these other rappers suck is all that I know
I’ve turned into a hater, I’ve put up a false bravado
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But Marshall is not a egomaniac that’s not his motto
HE’s not a desperado he’s desperate it’s startin to bottle inside em
One foot on the brake one on the throttle
Fallin asleep with writers block in the parking lot of mcdonalds
But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it
Admit you got a problem you brain is clouded you pouted long enough
It isn’t them it’s you you f-ckin baby
Quit worrying about what they do and do f-ckin shady
I’m f-cking going crazy

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

[Eminem]
So I pick up myself off the ground and f-ckin slam before I drown
Hit my bottom so hard I bounce twice suffice this time around
It’s different them last two albums didn’t count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing em out
I’ve come up to make it up to you no more fucking around
I’ve got something to prove to fans I feel like I let em down
So please accept my apology I finally feel like I’m back to normal
Let me formally reintroduce myself to you for those of you who don’t know
The new mes back to the old me and homie I don’t show no
Signs of slowin up, pullin up, blowin up, all over no mo
My life is no longer a movie but the shows aint over homos
I’m back with a vengeance homie weezy keep ya head up
TI keep ya head up, Kanye keep ya head up
Don’t let up, keep slayin em
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Rest in Peace to DJ AM
Cause I know what it’s like
I struggle with this sh-t every single day

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:48

Eminem - Old Time′s Sake

This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feet
That’s eight million miles in the sky
Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke about the cabin

I’m Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the gray from
Choking a bitch to smacking her face from
Stacking up bodies to
Racking their kegs up
Racking a bitch to
Stacking them crates up
I’m still hungry
And I’m back with a tapeworm
And we was happening and rapping and tame at me
Shady for us competition
Faggot, There ain’t none

Speak of the devil
It’s attack of the rain man
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun run, they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon?
No one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon
A great one
Wait, the day ain’t funny man
It’s urgent
I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless
A nice environment
Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants
taking lives of firemen
Say goodbye, here I am again
Naked wives and vicadin
Before I begin to get so high; pussy boy, I could spin
Fin, fin
Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him
There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again
Baby, make us some French toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows of my foreskin
Show me nipple I pinch, throw up, and throw up a ten
Now you know it’s a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorcerer of intercourse - if it’s forced, it’s him
Don’t fight the feeling if you’re feeling the force within
And when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Now where’s there’s smoke, there’s fire
Where there’s fire, there’s flames
Where’s there’s flames, there’s chronic
Either you high or you ain’t
I got no time for no games
Nah, uh he ain’t playing
He’s gonna get the AKA and aim it right at your brain
I’m slightly insane
Vodka and kreatine
Hypnotic and red bull
It’s an incredible energy drink
And it’s given me wings
I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl
You catch me, CSI
It’s as easy as pie
And as simple as cake
Dre, get on the mic and make them dribble and shake

Now put your smoke up in the air
And raise your henny and coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke till there’s no more lighter fluid to do it
Lets get into it
You smoking with the triest and truest
I got the Midas touch
When it comes to rolling shit up
You motherfuckers ain’t smoking
You just holding shit up
Now here we go
Let’s get up, get down hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
Cuz if at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing is how I blew up off of puffing them trees
Well puffing ain’t enough for me
Fuck yeah, light it up Cheech, come on
Smoke me out, cuz
Give me contact buzz
Get me on track
They love me when I’m on that stuff
But this earth calling Shady, man come on back (what?)
Man we’re losing him; he won’t even respond back (fuck!)
Now look at all the pretty women in here
(Damn bitches)
Dre, it’s hot
I think we better go check on their temperatures
I give them the thermometer
You get the bandages
Now baby just bend over
This won’t hurt a damn it just…

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:48

Eminem - Worst Come To Worst

peace to Thirston Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack I had a premature birth
I′m just a nerd cursed with badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first
Ninety nine percent of aliens prefer Earth
Come here to rule the planet, storm on your turf
I hid a secret message inside of a word search
With smeared letters, runnin together and blurred spurts
Hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers
My first words were bleep bleep and curse curse
Never had shit and I still don′t deserve dirt
My breath still stinks, and I′m on my third cert
Digging out my stitches, and hollering nurse nurse
You said this shot would numb me this shit just hurts worse
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first

I′ll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I′m too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
and force feed you ′em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I′ll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
you′ll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
(Bitch!) I ain′t no fuckin G, I′m a cannibal
I ain′t tryin to shoot you,
I′m tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I′m so bananas I′m showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
Yo, speed racer, 97′ burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the mercury tracer
I′m on some low ish,
I′m fed up wit the being broke ish
I′m not to joke wit
Bitch, I don′t sell crack, I smoke it
My brains dusted; I′m disgusted at all my habits
Too many asprin tablets and empty medicine cabinets
Loosing battles to wack rappers ′cause I′m always too blunted
Walkin′ up in the cypher smokin′, talkin′ like, "Who want it?"
Thug and crook; every drug in the book I′ve done it
My 9′s at your frame,is that your chain? Run it
Who wants to die of an overdose of excessive flavor?
Aggressive nature got me stickin′ you for your Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mom′s Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her
The doctors you′ll need after our battle are known as psychiatrics
I′ll tell the nurses to hold a bed for you,
and I′ma make sure you come back for it
So barricade your infants, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
..Take em′ on long vacation trips
Kidnappin′ em′ and trappin′ em′ in abusive relationships
Mess up your face and lips
Slit your stomach and watch your gut split
Gut you wit that razor that I use to shave my nuts wit
Mama don′t you cry, your son′s too far gone
I′m so high, I don′t even know what label I′m on
I′m messed up, feelin′ like an over worked plumber
I′m sick of the crap, what′s Dr. Kevorkian′s phone number

I come in here spitting
With nine riffing non-fiction
Rappers try to step to this
With no prediction
And now I′m bashing and crashing
And thrashing
I hate rappers with a passion
When I′m chilling next to DJ Fashion
Aiiiyyo
I need a f***ing Kleenex
Before I die like withered pheonixes
When I′m chilling with Felix
Hit em with the freestyle...
(scratches)
I′m homicidal, and suicidal with no friends
Holdin a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
Sprayin tecs at you until you see your fuckin legs
with the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin next to you
Fuckin mad dog, foamin at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house, is foamin at the couch
Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building
and shot every window out on the way down to the ground (keep filming)
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed, chopped em in half
Suffocated the oxygen mask
Shit if I get any higher, I′ma get the East and West beefin again
Slide back to where u come from and stand in the crossfire

When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
When tha worst comes to worst
My peoples come first
How would you like to suck my balls"

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:47

Eminem - You′re Never Over

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin′ without you
The nights are long, I′m growing older
I miss the days though, thinkin′ about you
You may be gone, but you′re never over

[Verse 1]
If Proof could see me now, I know he′d be proud
Somewhere in me deep down, there′s something in me he found
That made him believe in me, now no one can beat me now
You try, it′ll be them doors, Andre′s phantom believe me clowns
That means suicide homie, you′ll never throw me
Off of this course, blow me
Bitch I do this all for the sport only
But I want it all, I′m not just talking awards homie
And the balls in my court and it′s lonely
On top of the world when you′re the only
One with the balls and your shorts
To leave them jaws on the floor with no re-
Morse, remember that when they get to doggin′ you boy homie
So y′all can just get to bloggin′ about bologna
I′m not gonna stop the saga
Continue, no stoppin′ the force Obi, I′m moppin the floors
With them, I keep tryna pass it, but they keep on droppin′ the torch
And it won′t be, long til this sport is O-V-
E-R, just blazin′ and we knockin′ them doors and no we
Ain′t pumpkins on Halloween but we′ll show up on your porch, so be
Careful what you say, there ain′t no punks over here so follow me
Through the fog like I′m S-N-double-O-P
Let me guide you through the smoke G
If only I wasn′t travellin′ down this road by my lonely
No one who knew me like you will ever know me
I don′t think you understand how much you meant to me

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin′ without you
The nights are long, I′m growing older
I miss the days though, thinkin′ about you
You may be gone, but you′re never over

And it don′t stop (oh)
And it don′t quit (oh)
And it don′t stop (oh)
And it don′t quit (oh)
And I miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
Homie I′ll never forget you (no)

[Verse 2]
For you, I wanan write the sickest rhyme of my life
So sick it′ll blow up the mic, It′ll put the dyna-in-mite
Yeah it′ll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit hisself
Tap dancin′ all over the beat, it′ll jump off the page and spit itself
Yeah it′s the best thing I could do right now for you Doodi is to rap
SO Imma fuck til I die, yeah Imma do it to death
And itstead of mourning your death, I′d rather celebrate your life
Elevate to new height, step on the gas and accelerate, Imma need two mics
Cuz the way that I′m feelin′ tonight, everything I can just do right
There′s nothing that I can do wrong, I′m too strong and I′m just too hyped
Just finished the rhyming bust it, excuse the corny metaphor
They′ll never catch up to all this energy that I′ve mustered
So God just help me out while I fight through this grievin′ process
Tryna process this loss is makin′ me nauseous
But this depression ain′t takin me hostage
I′ve been patiently watchin′ this game, pacin′ these hallways
You had faith in me always
Proof you knew I′d come out of this slump, rise from these ashes
Come right back on they asses, and go Mike Tyson on these bastards
And Imma show ′em, blow ′em out the water slaughter ′em homes
I′m on so many bells the only place they can hit me is below
Homie I know I′m, never gonna be the same with you
I woulda never came in this game, I′m going insane without you
Matter of fact it was just the other night, had another dream about you
You told me to get up, I got up and spread my wings and I flew
You gave me a reason to fight, I was on my way to see you
You told me nah Doodi you′re not layin′ on that table I knew
I was gonna make it, soon as you said think of Hailie, I knew
There wasn′t no way that I was gonna ever leave them babies, and Proof
Not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you
Lord I′m so thankful, please don′t think I don′t feel grateful, I do
Just grant me the strength that I need, for one more day to get through
So homie this is your song, I dedicate this to you
I love you Doodi

[Chorus]
The days are cold livin′ without you
The nights are long, I′m growing older
I miss the days though, thinkin′ about you
You may be gone, but you′re never over

And it don′t stop (oh)
And it don′t quit (oh)
And it don′t stop (oh)
And it don′t quit (oh)
And I miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
I just miss you (oh)
Homie I′ll never forget you (no)

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:47

Eminem - Stimulating

Psst... hey, listen!
Lalalalala! I love my job. Whoo! Makes me feel like Superman!
Can you fly? I can. Wanna see?

[Chorus]
I′m only entertaining you
My goal is to stimulate, making you high
And take you and I
To a place you can′t see
But I believe you can fly
I don′t mean nobody harm, I′m just partying
I′m not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
Just a man who′s on the mic
So let me entertain you...

[Eminem]
My lyrical content is constantly under fire
No wonder why I constantly bomb back
To combat attacks with constant concepts
When lyrics are constantly took outta context
Failure to communicate with congress has
Been a problem for the longest, I guess
But maybe one day we can make some progress
Food for thought - see how long it takes to digest
Feeling good when I should be ashamed
Sh*t, I really should′ve fell but I stood
See I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark; there′s a ray, there′s a light
There′s a hope, there′s a spark
But when planets collide they′ll never see eye to eye
Until they decide to set their differences aside
And this is why only one of us will survive
So children follow my lead and feel the vibe, cause

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My music can be slightly amusing
You shouldn′t take lyrics so serious, it might be confusing
Just trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
It′s stupid, ain′t it? I get sick of trying to explain it
See I could sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
Just being a snot, pointy-nosed bleach-blond
Cause I came here to uplift; let your woes be gone,
Tell ′em to get fu*ked and just mosie on
Constantly moving, constantly using the constitution
As a form of restitution
Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
I′ll be here when y′all are gone, rebuilding,
World revolving, still evolving, still Slim
How many kids′ll copy? Probably millions,
But I′ma do this as a fu*king hobby till then, cause

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids
At an alarming rate; common denominate
Add it up and you′ll see just why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids emulate,
And mimmick every move you make - Slim, you great!
But wait, can′t you see I′m only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain
Cause man, I see it, feel it, live it, but it′s inhumane
For me to see you be influenced but pretend you ain′t
But they don′t understand that I′ve been through pain
If you get to know me I could be a friend you gain
But you can′t just stand there and try to judge
It hurts but you′re jealousy probably tears you up inside as
much
And it′s such a pleasure, every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust, but

[Chorus]

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:47

Eminem - Patiently Waiting (feat. 50 cent)

Hey Em, you know you my favorite white boy, right?
I, I owe you for this one

Chorus:
I been patiently waiting for a track to explode on (Yeah!)
You can stunt if you want and ya ass′ll get rolled on (It′s Fifty!)
If it feels like my flow has been hot for so long (Yeah!)
If you thinking I′m a fuckin fall off ya so wrong (It′s Fifty!)

50 Cent:

I′m innocent in my head, like a baby born dead
Destination heaven
Sittin politic with passengers from nine eleven
The Lord′s blessins leave me lyrically inclined
Shit I ain′t even got to try to shine
God′s the seamstress that tailor fitted my pain
I got scriptures in my brain I could spit at yo dame
Straight out the good book, look, niggas is shook
Fifty fear no man, Warrior, swingin swords like Conan
Picture me, pen in hand writin lines knowin the Source′ll quote it
When I die, they′ll read this and say a genius wrote it
I grew up without my pops, should that make me bitter?
I caught cases I copped out, does that make me a quitter?
In this white man′s world, I′m similar to a squirrel
Lookin for a slut wit a nice butt to get a nut
If I get shot today my phone′ll stop ringin again
These industry niggas ain′t friends, they know how to pretend

Chorus - repeat 2x
I been patiently waiting for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and ya ass′ll get rolled on
If it feels like my flow has been hot for so long
If you thinking I′m a fuckin fall off ya so wrong

Eminem:

If ya patiently waitin to make it
through all the hatin Debatin
whether or not you can even
weather the storm
Unless you lay on the table they operatin
to save you It′s like an
angel came to you sent from the heavens above

They think they crazy but they ain′t crazy, let′s face it
Shit basically they just playin sick
They ain′t shit, they ain′t sayin shit, spray em′ fifty
A to the K get in the way I′ll bring Dre and them wit me
And turn this day into fuckin mayhem, you stayin wit me?
Don′t let me lose you, I′m not tryna confuse you
When I let loose wit this uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu
You get the messege? Am I gettin through to you?
You know what′s comin, you motherfuckers don′t even know, do you?
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em′ up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
It′s like a fight to the top just to see who′d die for the spot
You put ya life in this, nothin like survivin a shot
Y′all know what time it is, soon as fifty signs on this dot
Shit what you know about death threats, cause I get a lot
Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers
Them cowards fucked wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children, its nuclear showers
There′s nothin spookier
Ya now about to witness the power of fuckin fifty

Chorus:

I been patiently waiting for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and ya ass′ll get rolled on
If it feels like my flow has been hot for so long
If you thinking I′m a fuckin fall off ya so wrong

If the gun spark I′ll hear all of the shots go off
It′s fifty, they say it′s fifty
See a nigga layed out wit his fuckin top blown off
It′s fifty, man that wasn′t fifty
Don′t holla my name

50 Cent:

You shouldn′t throw stones if you live in a glass house
And if you got a glass jaw you should watch yo mouth
Cause I′ll break yo face
Have yo ass runnin, mumblin to the jake
You goin ‘gainst me dog, you makin a mistake, I′ll split ya
Leave ya lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets wit all them zippers
I′m the boss on this boat, you can call me skipper
The way I turn the money over, you should call me flipper
Yo bitch a regular bitch, you callin her wifey
I fucked and feed her fast food, you keeping her icey
I′m down to sell records but not my soul
Snoop said this in ninety four, “We don′t love them hoes”
I got pennies for my thoughts now I′m rich
See the twenties spinnin lookin mean on the six
Niggas wearin flags cause the colors match they clothes
They get caught in the wrong hood, they get filled up wit holes

Chorus - repeat 2x

I been patiently waiting for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and ya ass′ll get rolled on
If it feels like my flow has been hot for so long
If you thinking I′m a fuckin fall off ya so wrong

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:46

Eminem - Devil′s night

[Eminem]

I make music to make you sick of fake music

Hate music like devil worshippin Satan music

So say your prayers, your Hail Mary′s and Jesuses

Take two sticks, tape ′em together and make a crucifix

Try to stop it but you cain′t do it (ha ha)

A whole generation of kids blowin out their fuckin brains to this

Kurt Cobain music - students converted to ′caine users

as soon as they heard it went out and murdered and maimed to it

What′s your name?



[Swifty McVay]

Judas

Got my nine with six sharpshooters, now let′s do this

I got niggaz that shoots to static - you don′t understand

how I′m all up in you niggaz TV′s like Carole Anne

I′m a poltergeist, lyrically I′m supposed to strike

Try to snatch this mic, you get cracked with Molson Ice

(Swifty get your own woman!) I want his wife

I′m the type to go to gamblin parties with trick dice

I rob casinos, slugs, eat those

You′d think it was the devil feedin you jalapenos

Now you out of the scene hoes shot at your clean clothes

My fo′-fo′, prone to make you niggaz breathe wrong



[Chorus: Eminem]

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah)

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah duh da)

Cause I came back to rule this time!

It′s Devils Night - cause I came back to take what′s mine!

Yes it′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah)

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah duh da)

Cause I came back to rule this time!

It′s Devils Night - cause I came back to take what′s mine!



[Kon Artis]

It′s like I′m on the john, tryin to shit and get no response

Constipated bitch, tell these pigs to back off!

The mind of rapist, Denaun never changes

Beat up strangers without a reason, I′m a anus

Walk the street in a "Beat It" jacket with a glove to match it

Drop the hat shit I put my head on opposite and step backwards

Walkin zombied it′s ornery

Pullin armed robberies on politicians without a sense of camraderie



[Kuniva]

Yo, I can concoct (?) slot, plus I run with the best

Hop on a motorcycle, bustin wheelies over your chest

Bystanders standin by, thinkin oh what a mess

Blast through every hickie that them bitches put on your neck

What the fuck do you expect, when the slugs are dealt

And make you feel every ounce of pain that Bugz done felt

A deranged team, smokin grams of green

This (?)′ll make your fuckin head shake like tamborines

I pledge allegiance to the streets of the D

And if you think you out cold, catch a piece of this heat

And when it blast, it′ll take off every piece of your {*scream*}

From her barettes to her cheeks to her cute little feet



[Chorus]



[Bizarre]

STOP TAKIN DRUGS!! I′m tryin

My little boy is dyin, he losin too much iron

And if I die, it won′t be because I got shot

It′ll be because I tied my arm in a sock and smoked rock

Takin drugs is cool, that′s why I buy ′em

Shoot ′em up my ass, let your little brother try ′em

Ten years is what I′m facin

Police breakin in my house, Lil′ Bow Wow in the basement

(Jermaine!) A rapist that′ll bust in your mouth

I′ll probably be in jail ′fore this fuckin album comes out

I′m eighteen years old, still shit in the bed

Beaten ′til I′m red, fear nothin but war and bread

It′s me again, fuckin dirty jinn

So what if it burns, bitch when I stick it in

No medication, I′m out of perkasets

I lost my weed, plus my fuckin diaper′s wet



[Chorus]



[Eminem]

It′s Devils Night!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:46

Eminem - Wild One

i′d like to ask you from the start
if u could pull me out the dark
or if our love would fall apart
like cookies crumble
see i′m a demon on the loose
i′m like an engine with no caboose
and i need somebody who can really handle me

chorus (2x):
yeah baby im a wild one
don′t let me run
don′t let me get away
yeah baby im a wild wild one

i just wanna let u know girl
i′m attracted to ur physical
but i got this lazy eye that likes to wander
u see i′m tired of feelin alone
so if u throw this dog a bone
maybe you and i can make our house a home
yeah

chorus (2x)

oh you could be the one who saves me
or try to be the one who tames me
girl you are the one who′s changin my way of life
i′m tired of paintin the town with ladies
livin their lives fugazi
i′m tired of all their lies
i think i want some real love
but girl u gotta realize

chorus (2x)

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:46

Eminem - ′97 Bonnie and Clyde

Just the two of us.. (8X)

[Eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I′ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You′re all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C′mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where′s mama? She′s takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you′re thinkin - it′s kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she′s one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and if she don′t get her way, she′ll throw a fit
Don′t play with da-da′s toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don′t look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don′t you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don′t worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It′s just a little scratch - it don′t hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama′s messy isn′t she? We′ll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can′t we?

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

See honey.. there′s a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da′s probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama′s got a new husband and a stepson
And you don′t want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you′re old enough to understand a little better
I′ll explain it to ya
But for now we′ll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it′s okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad′ll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Wake up sweepy head we′re here, before we pway
we′re gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don′t cry honey, don′t get the wrong idea
Mama′s too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That′s why you can′t get her to wake, but don′t worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We′ll tie it to her footsie then we′ll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we′ll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (4X)

[Eminem]
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da′s always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:45

Eminem - I′m Shady

[Eminem]
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I′m Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name′s hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can′t stop
You gotta make em fear you ′fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I′ma come and kill you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!

[Eminem]
I like happy things, I′m really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don′t want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven′t even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I′m the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I′ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!

[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don′t like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That′s my shit!)
People don′t buy shit no more they just dub it
That′s why I′m still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
so fuck it, I′ve got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y′all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I′m playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don′t do speed
Don′t do crack (uh-uhh) don′t do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don′t do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama′s not dead (uh-uhh) she′s still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don′t have herpes, my dick′s just itchin
It′s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don′t know yet, I′m too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y′all didn′t wanna believe me!
I′m Shady!!
.. And that′s my name

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:45

Eminem - 3.A.M.

Ohh ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohhh
Ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohh
Oohh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)oh(yea)
Ohh
Woahh
There is no escaping (yo)(yooo)
There′s no place to hide(yooo)(yooo)
Yes please someone save me(yo)(yooo)
But they don′t pave no mind( yooo) (yooo)
(Good night)
Good bye

(Verse 1)
Your walkin down a horror corridor
It′s almost 4 in the mornin
And your in a
Nightmare
It′s HORRIBLE
Right there′s the coroner
Waitin for you
To turn the corner
So he can corner ya
Your a goner
He′s ona ya
Out the corner of his cornea
He just saw you run
All you want is to rest
Cause you can′t run anymore
Your done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody
Is watchin in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I′m caught up in deep thought again
Contemplading my next plot again
Swallowin the Klonopin
While I′m noddin
In and out on the autumn and
If the ramada inn
Holdin onto the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at mcdonalds
With
Blood all over me
Dead bodies
Behind the counter
SHIT
Guess I must of just blacked out again
NOT AGAIN

(Chorus)
It′s 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It′s 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 2)
Sitting nude in my living room
It′s almost noon
I wonder what′s on the tube
Maybe they′ll show some boobs
Surfing every channel
Until I find hannah montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanalin
Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin
Every candle on top of the fire place
Mantalin
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked manakin man again
You can see him standin in my
Front window
If you look in
I′m just a hooligan
Who′s use to usin hallicinogens
Causin illusions again
Brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Raise the scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end
Phases that I go through
Dazed and I′m so confused
Days that I don′t know who
Gave these molecules too
Me
What am I gone do
Had the prodical son
The diabolical one
Very methodical
I slaughtered them

(Chorus)
It′s 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It′s 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 3)
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

I duck and I slash slice and gash
Last night was a blast
I can′t quite remember when I
Had that much fun
Off a half pint of the jack
My last vic and a half
A flashlight
Up kim kardashians ass

I remember the first time
I dismembered a family member
December I think it was
I was having drinks with my cuz
And I wrapped him
In christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin tub
Cut him up into pieces
Then just when I went to drink his
Blood
I thought I outta drink this bath water
That outta be fun
That′s when my days of serial murder man slaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams
Just don′t seem to bother me none
It′s 3 am
And here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passage way around here
Man there′s got to be one
Oh no there′s probably none
He can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs
It aint no stoppin me from choppin him up(up)

(Chorus)
Cause it′s 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It′s 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don′t remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo ( a yoooo)

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:45

Eminem - If I Had...

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it′s gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain′t lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money′ll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I′m tired of life
I′m tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I′m tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I′m tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I′m tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I′m tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I′m smartin off
I′m tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I′m tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I′d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I′d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I′m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn′t be enough, because I′d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I′m tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I′m tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I′m tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I′m tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they′re tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain′t bringin half the skill as me
saying they wasn′t feeling me on "Nobody′s As Ill As Me"
I′m tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I′d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I′d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I′m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn′t be enough, because I′d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

You know what I′m saying?
I′m tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How′m I ′sposed to be positive when I don′t see shit positive?
Know what I′m sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I′m sayin? Right now I′m tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that′s going on in my own city
Can′t get no airplay, you know what I′m sayin?
But ey, it′s cool though, you know what I′m sayin?
Just fed up
That′s my word

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:45

Eminem - Won′t Back Down (feat. Pink)

[Pink]
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won′t back down
Oh no I wont back down
Oh no,

[Eminem]
Cadillacs, Coupe Devilles
Brain dead rims yeah stupid wheels
Girl I′m too for real
Lose your tooth and nails
Try to fight it, try to deny it
Stupid you will feel
What I do, I do it well
Shooting from the hip, yeah boy shoot to kill
Half a breath left on my death bed
Screaming F that yeah super ill
Baby what the deal
We can chill, split half a pill and a happy meal
F-ck a stank slut
I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
Listen garden tool don′t me introduce you to my power tool
You know the f-cking drill
How you douche bags feel knowing you′re disposable?
Summers eve Massengill
Shady′s got the mass appeal baby crank the sh-t
Cause it′s your God-damn jam
You say that you want your punchlines a little more compact
Well shawty I′m that man
These other cats aint metaphorically where I′m at man
I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
Settle ya f-ckin ass down I′m ready for combat-man
Get it calm batman?
Nah, aint nobody whose as bomb and as nuts
Lines are like mum′s cat scans
Cause they f-cking dope [?]
Hunny I applaude that ass
Swear to God man these mobs can′t dance
Ma show ‘em how it′s done
Spazz like a God Damn Tas, yeah

[Chorus]
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won′t back down
Oh no I wont back down
Oh no,

[Eminem - Verse 2]
Gotta shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons
Make like Michael J Fox in the jaws playin′ with a etch-a-sketch
Betcha that you′ll never guess who′s knocking at your door
People hit the floors
Yeah tonight ladies you gon get divorced
Girl forget remorse, I′ma hit you broads with
Chris′s paws like you pissed him off
Talented with the tongue muthf-cker
You aint gotta lick in yours
Hittin′ licks like I′m robbin′ liquor stores
Makin′ cash registers sh-t their draws
Think you spit the raw
I′m an uncut slab of beef
Laying on your kitchen floor
Otherwords I′m off the meat rack
Bring the beat back
Bring me two extension chords
I′mma measure my d-ck sh-t I need 6 inches more
F-ck my dicks big b-tch
Need I remind you that I don′t need the f-cking swine flu to be a sick pig
You′re addicted I′m dope
I′m the longest needle around here
Need a fix up I′m the big shot
Get it dicks nuts
Your just small boats little pricks
Girl you think that other pricks hot
I′ll drink gasoline and eat a lit match
‘fore I sit back and let ‘em get hot
Better call the cops on ‘em quick fast
Shady′s right back on your bitch ass
White trash with half a six pack in his hatchback
Trailer hitched a-ttached to the back (dispatch)

[Pink - Chorus]
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won′t back down
Oh no I wont back down
Oh no,

[Eminem - Verse 3]
Bitch am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rapping
Does a bird chirp, Lil Wayne slurps syrup til he burps
And smokes purp does a wordsearch gets circles wrapped around him like
You do when I come through, I′d like you to remind yourself
Of what the f-ck I can do when I′m on the mic
Or your the kind of girl that I can take a liking to
Psych I′m spiking you like a football
Been this way since I′ve stood a foot tall
Your′e a good catch with a sh-tty spouse
Pretty mouth and a good jaw
Gimme good brain
Watch the wood grain, don′t want no cum stain
Bitch you listening tryna′ turn me down
Slut I′m talking to you, turn me back up
Are you insane tryna talk over me in the car
Shut the f-ck up while my sh-ts playin′
I′ma sh-t stain on the underwear of life
Whats the saying? where there′s thunder there′s light-ening
And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place
Then how the f-ck have I been hit six times
In three different locations
On four separate ocassions?
And you can bet your stanking ass
That I′ve come to smash everything in my path
Fork was in the road took the pyschopath
Poison ivy wouldn′t have me thinking rash
So hit the dance floor cutie while I do my duty on this microphone
Shake your booty shawty Im the sh-t
Why you think Proof used to call me doodi

[Pink - Chorus]
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won′t back down
Oh no I wont back down
Oh no

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:44

Eminem - Fight Music

[Chorus: Eminem]
yo,This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you can′t refuse it
It′s just some shit, for these kids, to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you don′t have to ask who produced it
You just know - that′s the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass confusion
and drastic movement of people actin stupid

[Kon Artis]
I come to every club with intention to do harm
With a prosthetic arm and smellin like Boone′s Farm
Hidin under tables as soon as I hear alarms
Paranoid thief that′ll steal from his own moms
Connivin Kon, Artis with a bomb
Strapped to my stomach screamin, "Let′s get it on!"
A lush that love to drink, drunk drivin a tank
Rollin over a bank, cops see me and faint
It′s drastic, I′m past my limit of coke
I think I′ll up my high by slittin your throat
Push your baby carriage into the street, ′til it′s mince meat
Your mens been beat the minute I step onto your street
This is fight music!

[Bizarre]
You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn′t cum (oh)
Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch)
So what if she′s handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn′t rap
I fuckin hate you; I′ll take your drawers down and rape you
While Dr. Dre videotapes you (hell yeah!)
Satan done got me on this song
Eatin a hot dog readin the Holy Qu′ran, while I′m on the john
Tired of wearin this yellow thong
Take it back Sisqo, you know where it belongs (thong th-thong thong)
Now here′s a gun, I′ll put it in your palm
Now go over there and blow up Dru Hill′s arms
Fuck your love songs

[Chorus]

[Proof]
Just bring who you gon′ bring on, who you gon′ swing on?
I′m King Kong, guns blow you to king-dom come
Show you machine gun funk
Sixteen m-16′s and one pump [click-clack]
The snub in my paw, shove it in your jaw
Have you runnin out this fuckin club in your drawers
We lovin the broads, there′s nothin to applaud
But fuck it it′s all good, the hood is up in The Source
It′s fight music

[Swifty McVay]
I′m a nigga that loves scuffles
And won′t hesitate to sock you again for swollen knuckles
I′m like that, catch a nigga like bear traps
Blow his head back right in front of the precint sayin, "You hear that?"
I slap your freak, bump you and won′t speak
If you step on my feet, you get drowned in your own drink
I suffocated my shrink just for talkin
Came back and fucked up his pallbearers and made ′em drop his coffin
It′s fight music!

[Kuniva]
These beads I′m swingin is stingin ′em
See all these niggaz? When I step in the club, I′m bringin ′em
If any nigga lookin too hard, we Rodney King′n ′em
Malice green to them and gasolinin ′em with premium
Light a cigarette, flick it at ′em or spit it at ′em
Hold up a picture of his family and kick it at him
Blast while you right hookin, right when your wife′s lookin
Fuck fight music, bitch this is losin your life music!

[Eminem]
If I could capture the rage of today′s youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don′t say shit
You Liberace′s, Versace′s, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you′re NOT me
You′ll never STOP me, I′m TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise ′em cause they′re lazy
to grow to praise me I′m makin ′em go crazy
That′s how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I′ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I′m sic′d on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it′s called..

[Chorus]

It′s fight music!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:44

Eminem - Diss Me

i wanna fuckin apologize
what the fuck for
well all the lies
i sit and wonder why we have balls as eyes
why men couldn′t just have penises wallet size
if i loved you i cud′ve called your house
but i wasn′t sure
if me or you
was insecure
that you could cure
all my pain
or if it was just the goddamn rain
it just right ain′t
i cudn′t find the idea main
in you while shit i went down fuckin memory lane
some days i wanted to be a comedian
there i find myself starin down at my feet again
i never wanted us to really meet again
but you had to go and work at that heat campaign
some days i wanna run
get away from all this sun
go someplace where i can have some fun
i noticed i′m having none
so rescue me
i beg you please
i wanna touch slim shady and have my moment of eztreme stun
while i go home and act real crazy
poisonin minds of real young ladies
die until i′m an asshole at 80
and last but not least, i love you too mathers, hailie
(chorus)
still wanna diss me
you mo′fuckin asshole u pissin here
ima stop talkin bout breasts
just now and then though cuz i still need to find the rest

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:44

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna)

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..?
That′s alright because I like the way it hurts..!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
That′s alright because I love the way you lie.......
I love the way you lie...

I can′t tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there′s a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can′t breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It′s like I′m in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It′s like I′m huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before I′m about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it

-Wait! Where′re you going?
-I′m leaving you...
-No, you ain′t! Come back!

We′re running right back
Here we go again
It′s so insane
Cause when it′s going good
It′s going great
I′m Superman
With the wind in his back
She′s Lois Lane

But when it′s bad
It′s awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who′s that dude
I don′t even know his name
I laid hands on her
I′ll never stoop so low again
I guess I don′t know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn???
That′s alright because I like the way it hurts..!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry??!
That′s alright because I love the way you lie.......
I love the way you lie...

I love the way you lie...

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you′re with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit ′em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get ′em
Now you′re getting fucking sick
Of looking at ′em
You swore you′ve never hit ′em
Never do nothing to hurt ′em
Now you′re in each other′s face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit ′em
You push
Pull each other′s hair
Scratch, claw, bit ′em
Throw ′em down
masteroff.org
Pin ′em
So lost in the moments
When you′re in ′em
It′s the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it′s best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don′t know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It′s a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin′ over
But you promised her
Next time you′ll show restraint
You don′t get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that′s why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn???
That′s alright because I like the way it hurts..!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry??!
That′s alright because I love the way you lie.......
I love the way you lie...

I love the way you lie...

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn′t mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper′s just as bad
As mine is
You′re the same as me
But when it comes to love
You′re just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn′t you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn′t as crazy as it seems
Maybe that′s what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don′t you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I′m pissed
I′ll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
masteroff.org
Even though I know it′s lies
I′m tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I′m a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I′mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn???
That′s alright because I like the way it hurts..!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
That′s alright because I love the way you lie.......
I love the way you lie...

I love the way you lie...

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:43

Eminem - My Dad′s Gone Crazy

[Intro:]
[Tuning Tv]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]

[Tv Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we′re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I′ll bet you do
[Door opens]
who′s your daddy?

[Hailie:]
Daddy, what′re you doing?

[Beat starts]

[Eminem:]
Haha

[Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Eminem:]
I′m goin to hell, who′s comin′ with me?

[Hailie:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
i think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]
There′s no mountain i can′t climb
There′s no tower too high,
No plane that i can′t learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain′t nothing i can′t take this chainsaw to
[Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin′ brain′s brawn, and brass balls
I cut ′em off, i got ′em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john′s name, on my drag wall
I′m out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

[Dr Dre:]
Suck it marshall

[Eminem:]
So tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and blast off
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
when will it stop? when will I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Haley, tell ′em baby

[Haley:]
My dad′s lost it

[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There′s really nothin′ else to say I, i can′t explain it

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
A little help from hailie jade won′t you tell em′ baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
Theres nothin′ you could do or say that could ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
There′s no one on earth that can save me, not even halie

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]
It′s like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin′ nice to say then don′t say nothin′
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin′ dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin′ cocks per second
I′d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I′d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can′t you see why i′m so mean? if y′all leave me alone, this wouldn′t be my
m.o.
I wouldn′t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don′t know no more
Am i the only fuckin one who′s normal any more?

[Hailey:]
Dad

[Chorus]

[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you′re seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn′t work, so it′s easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it′s tongue in cheek
I′d yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I′d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin′ lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice′s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n′ grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin′ on ronny′s grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don′t blame you, i wouldn′t let hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy

[Hailie:]
ha ha
You′re funny daddy!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:43

Eminem - Hailie′s Song

[Intro - Spoken]
Yo, I can′t sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna fuckin sing
Cuz i′m happy
Yeah, I′m happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out

[Verse 1 - Sung]
Some days I sit, starin out the window
Watchin this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres nothin to live for
I almost break down and cry

Somtimes I think I′m crazy
I′m crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world′s almost over
But then she comes back to me

[Verse 2 - Sung]
My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cuz they don′t understand me
They just dont see my real side

I act like shit don′t phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Rapped]
Yeah and if I could sing, I′d keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I′d blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I′m a daddy, I′m so glad that her mum didn′t [censored] (abort her)

Now you probly get this picture from my public persona
That I′m a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there′s a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o′ my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that′s determined to make my life livin hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I′m dealt
So many chances, man, it′s too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I′ve wasted are nothing to the tears that I′ve tasted
So here′s what im facin:
3 felonies, 6 years of prohibation
I′ve went to jail for this woman, I′ve been to bat for this woman
I′ve taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why′d I stick my penis up it?
Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I′d seen what she was fuckin
But fuck it, it′s over, there′s no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby′s travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It′s like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Now it don′t feel like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz my baby know′s that her daddy′s a soldier
Nothin′ can take her from me

[Outro - Spoken]
Woo!
I told you I can′t sing.
Oh well, I tried
Hailie, ′member when I said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what?
Daddy′s here.
And I ain′t goin nowhere baby
I love you! (kiss)

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:43

Eminem - Just Don′t Give A Fuck

Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin ′em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn′t
It beez.. the brothers representin′ the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...


Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I′m a M80, you Lil′ like that Kim lady
I′m buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain′t gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we coming out in the open
I′m doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smocking dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I′m an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don′t know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I′m coming up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I′m coming out swinging, so fast it′ll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I′ll slit your motherfucking throat worse than Ron Goldman

So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!

I′m Nicer than Pete, but I′m on a Search to crush a Miilkbone
I′m Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I′m ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I′m colder than snow season when it′s twenty below friezing
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I′ll diss your magazine and still won′t get a weak review
I′ll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumping your dead body inside of a fucking trash can
With more holes than an Afghan

So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I′m a caged demon, on stage screaming like Rage Against the Machine
I′m convinced I′m a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinning
Clinically brain dead, I don′t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the jewel, I′m flippin the sacred treasure
I′ll bite your motherfucking style, just to make it fresher
I can′t take the pressure, I′m sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I′m washing dishes
In school I never said much, too busy having a headrush
Doing too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that′s when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women′s swim team
Don′t take me for a joke I′m no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smocking weed again
I′m going up over the curb, driving on the median
Finally made it home, but I don′t got the key to get in

So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!

Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:42

Eminem - No Love (feat. Lil Wayne)

[Verse 1 - Lil Wayne]
Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But it’s “fuck the world”, get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing bout her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers
I’m rolling Sweets, I’m smoking sour
Married to the game but she broke her vows
That’s why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my night stands are full of open Bibles
Uh,I think about more than I forget
But I don’t go around fire expecting not to sweat
And these niggers know I lay them down, make their bed
Bitches try to kick me while I’m down: I’ll break your leg
Money outweighing problems on the triple beam
I’m sticking to the script, you niggers′ skipping scenes
Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I’ve got my gun, semi-Cartermatic
Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it’s “fuck what they say”
I’m high as a bitch: up, up and away
Man, I come down in a couple of days
OK, you want me up in the cage, then I’ll come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G-code
It’s Weezy motherfucker, blood gang and I’m in bleed mode
All about my dough but I don’t even check the peephole
So you can keep knocking but won’t knock me down
No love lost, no love found

[Hook - Eminem & Lil Wayne]
It’s a little too late to say that you’re sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
Fuck what you say, just (don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more)
That’s right bitch: and I don’t need you, don’t want to see you
Bitch you get (no love)
You show me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
I don’t need you (don’t hurt me)
You (don’t hurt me no more)
That’s right, and I don’t need you, don’t want to see you
You get (no love)
Bitch you get (no love)
And I don’t need you
Get em

[Verse 2 - Eminem]
I’m alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people’s ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I’m a little bit sicker than most
Shit’s finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I ain’t never giving in again
Cuss into the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I’mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah the rap is tight
But I’m fucking with the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I’m afraid that it ain’t gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It’s an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I’m not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow
Til I’m toppling from the top I’m not going to stop
I’m standing on my Monopoly board
That means I’m on top of my game and it don’t stop
Til my hip don’t hop anymore
When you so good that you can’t say it
Because it ain’t even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can’t drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I’m about to blow
You’ll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain’t letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don’t give a fuck: keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:42

Eminem - When I′m Gone

(Eminem Talking)
Yeah.... it′s my life....
in my own words i guess....

(Verse 1)
Have you ever loved someone so much
You′d give an arm for
Not the expression
No, literally give an arm for
When they know they′re your heart
And you know you were their armor
And you will destroy anyone
who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma
Turns right around to bite you
And everything you stand
for turns on you despite you
What happens when you become the main
source of her pain
"Daddy look what i made"
Dad′s got to go catch a plane
"Daddy where′s mommy?"
"I can′t find mommy, where is she?"
"I don′t know, go play,
Hailey baby, your Daddy′s busy"
"Daddy′s writin′ a song,
the song ain′t gon′ write itself"
"I′ll give you one underdog,
and you got to swing by yourself"
Then turn right around in that song,
and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother
who′s a splittin′ image of her
That′s Slim Shady
Yeah baby Slim Shady′s crazy
Shady made me
But tonight, Shady′s rock-a-bye-baby, huh...

(Chorus)
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back...

(Verse 2)
I keep havin′ this dream
I′m pushin′ Hailey on the swings
She keeps screamin′ she don′t want me to sing
"You′re makin′ Mommy cry"
"Why? Why is Mommy cryin′?"
"Baby Daddy ain′t leavin′ no more"
"Daddy you′re lyin′"
"You always say that,
you always say this is the last time"
"But you ain′t leavin′ no more,
Daddy you′re mine"
She′s pilin′ boxes in front of the door
Tryin′ to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don′t leave,
Daddy, no stop it"
Goes in her pocket,
pulls out a tiny necklace locket
Its got her picture
"This′ll keep you safe, Daddy take it with ya"
I look up, it′s just me standin′ in the mirror
These fuckin′ walls must be talkin′
Cause man I can hear ′em
They′re sayin′ you got one more chance to do right
And it′s tonight
Now go out there and show ′em
that you love ′em ′fore it′s too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It turns to a stage
They′re gone, and the spotlight is on
And I′m singin′

(Chorus)
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back...

(Verse 3)
Sixty thousand people
All jumpin′ out their seat
The curtain closes
They throwin′ roses at my feet
I take a bow
And thank you all for comin′ out
They′re screamin′ so loud
I take one last look at the crowd
I glanced down
I don′t believe what I′m seein′
"Daddy it′s me, help Mommy,
her wrists are bleedin′"
"But baby we′re in Sweden"
"How did you get to Sweden?"
"I followed you Daddy,
you told me that you weren′t leavin′"
"You lied to me Dad,
and now you made Mommy sad"
"And i bought you this coin,
it says NUMBER ONE DAD"
"That′s all i wanted,
i just want to give you this coin"
"I get the point, fine, me and Mommy are goin′"
"But baby wait..."
"It′s too late Dad, you made your choice"
"Now go out there and show ′em
that you love ′em more than us"
"That′s what they want,
they want you Marshall they keep"
"Screamin′ your name,
it′s no wonder you can′t go to sleep"
"Just take another pill, yeah i bet you you will"

"You rap about it"
"Yeah, Word, K-K-Keep It Real"
I hear applause, all this time I couldn′t see
How could it be, that the curtain is closin′ on me?
I turn around, find a gun on the ground
Cock it, put it to my brain
Scream "Die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes
The plane that i was supposed to be on crashes
And burns to ashes
That′s when i wake up
Alarm clocks ringin′
There′s birds singin′
It′s spring and, Hailey′s outside swingin′
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her
Hailey just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to... say....

(Chorus)
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I′m gone, just carry on
Don′t mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that, I′m lookin′ down on you smilin′
And i didn′t feel a thang
So baby don′t feel no pain
Just smile back...


Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:42

Eminem - You Wanna Be Me

Uhh, oooooooooooooh baby, baby
Keep it thug, and keep yo′ heat, na nah nah nah nah

[Nas]
Now slowly, thinkin of all the things that oppose me
I think of kings who died and rappers out to dethrone me
For they crown they head is cut off, bodies is laid
Dead in the street, it′s so fuckin pitiful
First they love you, could be the bitch that even live with you (hoe)
Mad at your riches, now she switched, turned miserable
Cause she wanna dress like Bonnie, Robin and Crystal do
But Crystal′s single, Bonnie′s broke and her niggaz too (ha)
I can do bad by myself; went from rags to wealth
From Jags to Bentleys to, plenty ass bitches
Can′t keep they hands to theyself no more
I′m like, Hugh Hefner, you lesser, you just a

[Chorus]
Wanna be me, you can′t you faggot, you bitch
You coward, you clown, you just wanna be down
So you - wanna be me, you bitch, you phony
You clone me, you wanna be son, I′m the one and only
But you - wanna be me, you suckers, you weak
You flunkies, you fake, you couldn′t come close on my worst day
But you - wanna be me, I burn you and learn you a lesson
Concernin this mic profession, turn your direction

[Nas]
You can′t be me, not in your wildest fantasy
It′s childish; should I have to resort to violence?
Pay me a half a million, I′ll consult your album
And show you how to stay off my dick
That′s the thing I hate the most, can′t even call you a man
When you gotta call out my name to get you some fans
No talent, you need direction; you a pussy with a yeast infection
You unlucky, I′m your fuckin C-section
Plus I′m the last real nigga alive
Toast glass, Ill Will, the label get high
Realize, how many classics I gave you
Perhaps if you think back you′ll realize that I made you

[Chorus]

[Nas]
You can′t be me, I′m tryin to walk a straight line
Why they tryin to take mine? I′m past +8 Miles+ of every state line
Eating, alligators and, hummingbird hearts
At the player′s ball, Brianni suits, y′all birds watch
As real millionaire, shit′ll take place
Evil as Hitler′s hate-race people
This is God son, and I′ve come from the God under pure peace
To represent the streets, you′ll see that my plan
is not to destroy your man
But to bring more to mankind and teach
Every MC reach for your pens and papers
Lesson one be creative; what you made of junior?
Cause soon you′ll be a grown man with the mic in your hand
And understand, to battle Nas not in your plan
I′m the last real nigga alive, understand that
And you my offspring, the boss sting
A bulletproof Porsche things, hard for you to understand that
Nas the king, where my bricks, where my band at?
Play me a gangster′s theme, while you entertain me
If I ain′t cryin laughin, to the lions, throw your ass in
What the fuck was you niggaz thinkin?
Guns′ll clutch if I get a inklin that you comin for the kingpin
But I laugh at you cowards, ha ha ha
Take me out, try try try, but you

[Chorus]

You can′t be me

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:41

Eminem - Baby Come Back

My love, You were the one thing in my life
That I treated bad
Sometimes enough I made you cry
And I know the way I made you feel was wrong
(I left you sad and lonely)
The things I did, the words I said were much too strong
And I swear if you come back to me
I′ll do things much differently
If you were here with me today
This is what you′d hear me say

Chorus:
We could′ve been so good together
Couldn′t we give it just one more try?
I thought that we would last forever
But now you′re gone and I think I know why
I guess I should have said I am sorry
Maybe things wouldn′t be this way heaven knows I love you baby
If you love me, baby come back to me

All the times that I made you cry
I′m sorry, don′t you say goodbye
I wish I had this chance to love you more
(I love you, I love you)
But now you′re gone I can′t go on
I′m all alone
And I swear if you come back to me
I′ll do things much differently
If you were here with me today
This is what you′d here me say

Chorus

Tonight I′m only thinking of you
Feeling sorry for myself that′s all I can do
Without you here I know I′d fall apart
So at night I dream of holding you in my arms
(At night I dream you′re in my arms)
(Ooh baby baby)
If you were here with meyou′d hear me say

Chorus

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:41

Eminem - Headlights (feat Nate Ruess)

[Intro: Nate Ruess]
Mom, I know I let you down
And though you say the days are happy
Why is the power off and I′m fucked up
And Mom, I know he′s not around
But don′t you place the blame on me
As you pour yourself another drink, yeah
[Hook: Nate Ruess]
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
[Verse 1]
I went in headfirst, never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse
My Mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far
Cleaning Out My Closet and all them other songs, but regardless I don′t hate you, cause Ma
You′re still beautiful to me, cause you′re my Mom
Though far be it for you to be too calm, our house was Vietnam
Desert Storm and both of us put together could form an atomic bomb
Equivalent to Chemical Warfare, and forever we could drag this on and on
But, agree to disagree, that gift for me up under the Christmas tree
Don′t mean shit to me, you′re kicking me out? It′s 15 degrees
And it′s Christmas Eve ("Little prick, just leave"), Ma let me grab my fucking coat
Anything to have each other′s goats, why we always at each others throats
Especially when dad, he fucked us both, we′re in the same fucking boat
You′d think that′d make us close (nope) further awayit drove
Us, but together, headlights shine, and a car full of belongings, still got a ways to go
Back to grandma′s house, it′s straight up the road
And I was the man of the house, the oldest, so my shoulders carried the weight of the load
Then Nate got taken away by the state at 8-years-old
And that′s when I realized you were sick and it wasn′t fixable or changeable
And to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
But...
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
Cause you ain′t even get to witness your grandbabies grow
But I′m sorry Mama for Cleaning Out My Closet, at the time I was angry, rightfully, maybe so
Never meant that far to take it though, cause now I know it′s not your fault, and I′m not making jokes
That song I′ll no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it′s on the radio
And I think of Nathan being placed in a home
And all the medicine you fed us and how I just wanted you to taste your own
But now the medication′s taking over and your mental state′s deteriorating slow
And I′m way too old to cry, the shit is painful though
But Ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan, yo
All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both
Foster care, that cross you bear, few may be as heavy as yours
But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh, what a tangled web we have cause
One thing I never asked was where the fuck my deadbeat dad was
Fuck it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address
But I′d have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
If someone ever moved them from me, that you could′ve bet your asses
If I had to come down the chimney dressed as Santa
Kidnap ′em, and although one has only met their grandma
Once you pulled up in our drive one night, as we were leaving to get some hamburgers
Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you, and as you left I had this overwhelming sadness
Come over me as we pulled off to go our separate paths, and
I saw your headlights as I looked back, and I′m mad I didn′t get the chance to
Thank you for being my mom and my dad, so
Mom, please accept this as a tribute I wrote this on the jet, I guess I had to
Get this off my chest, I hope I get the chance to lay it before I′m dead, the stewardess said to fasten
My seatbelt, I guess we′re crashin′
So if I′m not dreaming, I hope you get this message
That I′ll always love you from afar
Cause you′re my Ma
[Hook]
[Bridge: Nate Ruess]
I want a new life, (start over) one without a cause (clean slate)
So I′m coming home tonight, well, no matter what the cost
And if the plane goes down, or if the crew can′t wake me up
Well, just know that I′m alright
I was not afraid to die
Oh even if there′s songs to sing, my children will carry me
Just know that I′m alright
I was not afraid to die
Because I put my faith in my little girls
So I never say goodbye cruel world
Just know that I′m alright
I am not afraid to die
[Hook]

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:41

Eminem - Cleanin′ Out My Closet

[Intro]
Where′s my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo

[Eminem]
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I′ve been protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind of the motherfuckin kid that′s behind
all this commotion emotions run deep as ocean′s explodin
Tempers flarin from parents just blow ′em off and keep goin
Not takin nothin from no one give ′em hell long as I′m breathin
Keep kickin ass in the mornin and takin names in the evenin
Leave ′em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they′ll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain′t you momma?
I′ma make you look so ridiculous now

[Chorus: Eminem]
I′m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I′m cleanin out my closet (one more time)
I said I′m sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I′m cleanin out my closet

[Eminem]
Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet
and I don′t know if no one knows it
So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it
I′ma expose it; I′ll take you back to ′73
before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin CD
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch
cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don′t on second thought I just fuckin wished he would die
I look at Hailie, and I couldn′t picture leavin her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I′d try
to make it work with her at least for Hailie′s sake
I maybe made some mistakes
but I′m only human, but I′m man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun
Cuz I′da killed him; shit I woulda shot Kim and them both
It′s my life, I′d like to welcome y′all to "The Eminem Show"

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin your momma poppin prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin that someone′s always goin throuh her purse and shit′s missin
Goin through public housin systems, victim of Munchausen′s Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn′t
′til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
doesn′t it? Wasn′t it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma?
But guess what? You′re gettin older now and it′s cold when your lonely
And Nathan′s growin up so quick he′s gonna know that your phony
And Hailie′s gettin so big now; you should see her, she′s beautiful
But you′ll never see her - she won′t even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won′t admit you was wrong
Bitch do your song - keep tellin yourself that you was a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn′t help me to get
You selfish bitch; I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ dead - dead to you as can be!

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:40

Eminem - You Don′t Know

[ Intro ]

Who run it? You know, you actin′ like you don′t know..
We run it.. You know but you actin′ like you don′t know..
Who run it? You know, you actin′ like you don′t know..
We run it.. You know but you actin′ like you don′t know..

[ Chorus ]

You know, you actin′ like you don′t know
I tear the club up fo′ sho
This flow is gon′ bring more dough
And you know but actin′ like you don′t know

[ Verse 1 ] [ 50 cent ]

Now homie I say I run it run it cause I’m in control
Hypnotic, hennessey, a couple shots of patrone
I have you feelin′ the hype, I get you high as a kite
Party poppin′ shorty said she′s comin′ with me tonight
I ain′t shoulder leanin′, I ain′t snappin′ and poppin′
Either I’m bobbin′ my head or I’m just standin′ there watchin′ [uh huh!]
I′m a hustler I hustle, you can tell that I’m paid
And I protect what I got, I’m in the house with my blade
Nigga you front you gon′ get it, ok now maybe I said it
Cuz I want you triddip, yeah I be on that shiddit
You should see when I’m stuntin′ I flash the stones that be wantin′ (haha!)
Push the whip see me rollin′, you can tell that I’m holdin′
I′m just doin′ my thang, you know the units the gang
I got my grimey shady with me you front you′ll have to get me
Off your ass (yeah!), I pay the lawsuit and laugh (haha!)
It′s not a big deal it′s nuttin′ but some cash.. [bring the hook back!]

[ Chorus ]

Who run it? You know, you actin′ like you don′t know
I tear the club up fo′ sho
This flow is gon′ bring more dough [fifty]
And you know but actin′ like you don′t know [g-unit!]
Who run it? You know, you actin′ like you don′t know
I tear the club up fo′ sho
This flow is gon′ bring more dough [yeah!]
And you know but actin′ like you don′t know

[ Verse 2 ] [ Eminem ]

When me and fif got together to do this music
The more we became enveloped we just developed a fellowship through it
It′s no pretend shit, it′s friendship, me nemisis is su nemisis
Same for him, it′s just media, see to them it′s just images [come on!]
But this shit is new gimmicks, this is blood in and blood out (whoooo!)
When it′s beef you jus′ gotta know when to butt in and butt out
If there′s a problem we solve it, we don′t resolve it
It just usually jus′ evolves into one big brawl and we all get involved in it [yeah!]
We should all get a merit, as much beef we inherit
And wear it like a badge of honor, pass it around and share it
And let it go to whoevers holdin′ the most current beef on their shoulders
And their soldiers got their backs till it′s over
But tonight, we ain′t comin′ here to beef with nobody
We came to party, Banks, Cashis and Mr. Ferrari
So it′s shady after-mizz-ath back in that ass, you izz-ass [yeah.. Come on!]
Come izzon what kinda fizz-uckin′ question is that.. (haaa!)

[ Chorus ]

Who run it? [you know, you actin′ like you don′t know]
I tear the club up fo′ sho
[this flow is gon′ bring more dough]
And you know but actin′ like you don′t know
Who run it? [i said you know, you actin′ like you don′t know]
I tear the club up fo′ sho
[this flow is gon′ bring more dough]
And you know but actin′ like you don′t know {cashis, break it down now!}

[ Verse 3 ] [ Cashis ]

Pistol play, ricochet, see where the victim lay
Slumped over bleedin′, JFK
HK to your chest plate
Cave out and ride till the death, do you rep that way
Forever I’ma be a shady 7-4 gangster
Plus I survived everything you got in that chamber
I thrived off-a danger, jumpin′ in all beef
You keep talkin′ shit, now the squad called me.. [Banks!]

[ Verse 4 ] [ Lloyd banks ]

Enough holdin′ back the steam (uh), Em let off a magazine
Dappadon cappa-queens, mixed in with Cashis creams (yeah)
Started off with half a dream, developed into what you see
Tellin′ ain′t my cup of tea, can′t tell I’m a fuckin′ g [uh huh!]
I′ma hold a ′matic, when I’m at it, start static and you splattered
Shit shattered, I’m a walkin′ bitch magnet [oh!]
Spit it how I live it, live it all the way to the limit
And I’m always on my pivot for my digits, you dig it.. [come on!]

[ Chorus ]

We run it! You know, you actin′ like you don′t know [whoa!]
I tear the club up fo′ sho [fo′ sho!]
This flow is gon′ bring more dough [more dough!]
And you know but you actin′ like you don′t know [don′t know!]
Who run it? You know, you actin′ like you don′t know [yeah!]
I tear the club up fo′ sho
This flow is gon′ bring more dough
And you know but you actin′ like you don′t know
Who run it?

[ Outro ] [ Tony Yayo ]

You know what this is..
Shady.. G-unit.. Aftermath..
Lloyd banks.. Cashis.. Marshall Mathers.. Ferrari F-50..
Its a movement.. You can′t stop it..
Talk of New York, Tony Yayo..
Go.......

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:38

Eminem - Second Chance (feat. Ludacris & Lil Wayne)

L.A.X niggas... yeahhh...

Y′all know who the fuck I am...

I′m free as a motherfuckin′ bird I swear,
Disappear in thin air, there go Game, nigga where?
Posted on the block in them black Airs,
In that all black Phantom, hug the block like a bear,
Yeah, that V12 is roarin′,
Flyin′ through the city with the pedal to the floor then -
I put them 26 inches on the curb, tell the hood I′m back,
Give me a corner - let me serve,
Swerve, I′m still dope that′s my word,
All I did was the switch the kitchens,
Did some tracks on the birds...
Irv - Gotti know I′ma murderer,
Half these niggas beefin′ with me,
I never heard of them,
If I was the old me I would murda them
Matter fact, if I was the old me - I would Curtis them,

[refrein] 2x
You look like you′re in another world
But I can read your mind
How can you be so far away
Lying by my side

[Eminem]
I never would′ve dreamed in a million years I′d see,
So many motherfuckin′ people who feel like me, who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs, it′s like a fuckin′ army marchin′ in back of me, so many lives I
Touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
Through your radio waves it plays and plays, ′till it stays stuck in your head for days and
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/second-chance-lyrics-game.html ]
Days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin′ my hair, with some peroxide,
Reaching for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
Could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must′ve struck a chord, with somebody
Up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain′t causin′ nuthin′ but problems, and now
They′re sayin′ I′m in trouble with the government, I′m lovin′ it, I shoveled shit all my life,
And now I′m dumping it on...

[refrein] 2x
You look like you′re in another world
But I can read your mind
How can you be so far away
Lying by my side

[the game]
Cos when the sun come up - from behind the sea,
Niggas see me behind the B,
E N T. don′t stand for entertainment,
Stands for zero to sixty, anybody see where Game went?
To the hood, parked crooked behind that chained fence,
And I′m going down behind my dogs, but I ain′t Vick!
Tell me one album I put out that ain′t sick?
No I′m not the Doctor, but I produce the same shit!

[eminem]
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
Sits on the shelf, but Shady′s cute, Shady knew, Shady′s dimple′s would help, make ladies swoon
Baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let′s do the math, if I was black, I would′ve sold half, I
Ain′t have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
I′m too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin′ studio′s at!

[Refrein] 4x
You look like you′re in another world
But I can read your mind
How can you be so far away
Lying by my side

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:37

Eminem - The Monster (feat. Rihanna)

[Hook: Rihanna]
I′m friends with the monster that′s under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You′re trying to save me, stop holding your breath
And you think I′m crazy, yeah, you think I′m crazy

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can′t be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated
When I blew; see, it was confusing
Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf
Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam (wooh!)
Hit the lottery, oh wee
With what I gave up to get was bittersweet
With this like winning a huge meet
Ironic cause I think I′m getting so huge I need a shrink
I′m beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith
But I′m actually weirder than you think
Cause I′m

[Hook]

[Bridge: Rihanna]
Well, that′s nothing
Well, that′s nothing

[Verse 2: Eminem]
No, I ain′t much of a poet but I know somebody once told me
To seize the moment and don′t squander it
Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow
So I keep conjuring, sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this?
No wonder you losing your mind, the way it wanders)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo
I think you′ve been wandering off down yonder
And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen
Cause I need an interventionist
To intervene between me and this monster
And save me from myself and all this conflict
Cause the very thing that I love is killing me and I can′t conquer it
My OCD is conking me in the head
Keep knocking, nobody′s home, I′m sleepwalking
I′m just relaying what the voice in my head′s saying
Don′t shoot the messenger, I′m just friends with the

[Hook + Bridge]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Call me crazy, but I have this vision
One day that I walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until then drums get killed and I′m coming straight at
Emcees, blood get spilled and I
Take it back to the days that I get on a Dre track
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling and shit to say back
To the kids who play ′em
I ain′t here to save the fucking children
But if one kid out of a hundred million
Who are going through a struggle feels and then relates that′s great
It′s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
In the draft, turn nothing into something, still can make that
Straw into gold chump, I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts
I am nuts for real, but I′m okay with that
It′s nothing, I′m still friends with the

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:37

Eminem - Open Mic

(feat. Thyme)


Hey yo, what′s up man? Hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya′ll been here every weekend man,
I don′t ever get a chance to rap first man!
That′s cause you whack!
What?!? I ain′t whack nigga, I got some raps for all ya′ll
Nigga my raps fresh, I′ma bust my raps first,
you can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, I′m going first,
I′m getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I′m rapping I don′t care what none of ya′ll say,
I′m fresh, I′m fresh

[Thyme:]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
I said who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I′ll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
Jacking life′s of MC′s, now I′m set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, I′m steaming like a teapot
I′ll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
It′s an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now I give a fuck less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy′s appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he′s through with his verse, I′m all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for you
You couldn′t flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

[Chorus: Thyme]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 2: Eminem]
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, I′ll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you′ll see
How much in fear when u hear me you′ll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I′ll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in Michigan Lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you′d wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain′t friends trying to make amends
If you ain′t ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that′s the reason
I′m showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I′ve never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed I can confess

[Chorus: Thyme]
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Whhhooo the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic manЕ
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Who the fuck passed you the mic, who the fuck passed you the mic!!
I got the rhymes bitch, I′ll kick that shit

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:36

Eminem - Dr. West (skit)

"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we′re discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C′mon, Marshall, you′re a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do
this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don′t, you don′t."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don′t absolutely have to go to meetings and it′s not like like a requirement that
they fit into your shedule, we know you′re a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being
able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There′s a lot of them, aren′t there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don′t even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a
situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted
to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y′know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that′s gonna lead me
to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the fuck!?"
"Marhsall, what′s the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can′t leave
me, you′ll never leave me, Marshall. We′ll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
"No, no, no, no, NO!"

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:36

Eminem - When to Stand Up

[eminem]
Yo
At birth I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth
The first time I went to stick it up the shit hurt
Moms wouldn′t take it, the bitch still hates me
One day she said, go rake leaves, I said, make me!
I′m proud to announce I was probably the first kid
Who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth
Arguing with me and mom was on-going
She called law enforcement when I broke the law mower
The slut gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, please fix me!
Back then, when will smith was still the fresh prince
And him and jeff were still best friends, I guess then
I decided to cut class to rap full time
And get the fuck outta the fake school and rhyme
Anybody who thinks this fuckin attitude is a gimmick
Come and see me, see if I don′t live up to this image
Break shit!

(scratched) (4x):
No...you hear me! you go to hell!

[parl yams]
Yo, y′all rappers have never learned
That′s why I′m fuckin wit y′all
Run around telling niggas they can fuck wit parl
I bring it to your high school, smoke the prom
Put your brother in an air lock, choke your mom
Cause any horror like a play off loss in game seven
Walk around ripping on niggas madder than james evans
My left hand′s sharp it moves freestyle ultra
Slap my dick like kool keith
Fuck like you stole from me, and rules the streets
I don′t wanna have to fuck you up, so cool cease
Parl yams be the chosen thug
What I spit be cold juice like a fruitful hug
Run the streets while you′re stuck at home
My temper life bushwick bill fucker leave me the fuck alone
I′ve been jealous since niggas was windmillin′
These cats just started to rhyme, my pen′s spillin′
And moms just told me to act, I′ve been wheelin′
So boy just slow your deck, I′ve been stealin′
I wet rappers cause it′s me and em
I guess I just ain′t give a fuck like eminem
Burglarize take busts with the slugs
Come in your window like (? ? ? ) and bustin′ your club
Put the heat up I teach them niggaz what to suck
And my young lords, when to stand up and light the dutch

(scratched) (4x):
No...you hear me! you go to hell!

[eminem]
I ended my last show with a horse swingin′ a lasso
Drunk with the asshole ripped out of an old bathrobe
Cause I don′t give a fuck, you better understand that
Two zantacs I give a fuck if I sound whack
Billboard, drugs is what I kill for
I′m happy gilmore, you slip me anything in pill form
I′m in to mingle but I plan to stay single
Play bingo and drink, get old and watch my face wrinkle
Sike, I′m 24 thursday; six more birthdays
And I′m blowin my brains out when I′m thirty
As long as my heart beats i′ma keep tryin to see
How much speed I can eat before I fall the fuck asleep
So I′m the rapper, he′s the dj
I′m the one thats got the six year old nephew screamin f/u/c/k
So jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: no!)
Y′all can kiss my ass until your lips stick to my pants

(scratched) (5x):
No...you hear me! you go to hell!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:36

Eminem - Medicine Ball

[Intro]

Oh! My Goodness!
What have I done!
Oh no!
I can′t believe it!
It′s like...
I′ve got, the whole, world, in my palms!
And I′m ready to drop

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It′s the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That′s my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can′t get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya′
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya′ I tantalize ya′
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya′
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That′s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
I′ll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 2]

All my West side bitches throw it up...
Put a balloon inside your pussy
Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the
Deep
End, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you′ve seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit′ it
There′s a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it

You know you wit′ it, girl
Don′t front
Oh no you didn′t
I won′t rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole, you kiddin′?
I′ll pee on Rihanna, see man
I′ll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa
Fold her in two then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that, man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
Prick unleashing his angers(?)
But the chick′s so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren′t so defensive
It wouldn′t be
You′re so sensitive

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man, they don′t understand
I′m just a sick man
Now everybody′s pissed at me
Like it′s my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won′t you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please!

[Eminem As Christopher Reeves]

Eminem, I′m coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You′ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn′t even fit you
They don′t feel you
You′re taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let′s breakdance if you think you′re hardcore

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Outro]

The world is mine!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:35

Eminem - What If I Was White

Yo I got an idea
Let me go grab Sticky right quick

**sounds of steps**

Hey yo Stick, Stick

[Sticky]

Yo Slim Shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah..
Wait it wasn′t like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah..
Well it wasn′t a good.. (What was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
Yo, yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh)

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

Verse One : Sticky Fingaz

Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes
The whole shibang
I know one thing
Police wouldn′t always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me
I wouldn′t need caladeral to buy property
If I was white
Wouldn′t matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn′t follow me around the store
Like I′d steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
Because I′m black I rob
And automatically assume I ain′t got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn′t thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)

Chorus: Eminem

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (What if he was white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white,(STICKyyyy what if you were white?) white, white,
white, white, white?

Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, prepi or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be ill shit right? (Yep)
But there′s a good and bad out of being white
You can′t say the N word without starting a fight
(What′s UP MY BROTHER?)
True dance it′ll be, I had two left feet
Even if I was white
Plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
Is it a minfo
Or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it′s true!)
If I was white
I would probably listen to hardcore rock
and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white(ummmmmmmm?)
What if he was white? (What if you were white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)

Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz

Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn′t even think the same
I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn′t live around my way
In it probably wouldn′t never even been an Onyx shit
I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs
Smokin on them all on a marboral
instead of a nueport
I live in Long Island
Instead of New York
If I was white
I probably couldn′t dunk
Cuz everybody knows white man can′t jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn′t be able to go to the trees spots
Cuz all the niggas trend think I was a cop

Chorus: Eminem

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?(Yo you can′t say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(What would you do if you were white?)
What - If - He - Was - White?
(What if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white,
(What if you were white!!!!)
white, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
white, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

[Eminem]

Yo, what if I was White? uhh..

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:35

Eminem - As the World Turns

I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

[Eminem:]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we′re dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should′ve booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn′t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not
again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I′ll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem′s a thizhead,
He′ll never last, the only class he′ll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who
Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny′s and
stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans
swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her
down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[Chorus:]
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

[Eminem:]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad
report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I′m still tryna nail a trailor park
bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet
ya"
I′d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I′m broke as fuck and I don′t get paid till the first of
next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next
blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I′m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don′t try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun
me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin
machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally′s parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you′re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I′m hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this
magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the
best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to
death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!

[Chorus]

And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our
atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:35

Eminem - Our House

Here′s the story, of a little boy.
Growin′ up in a suburban home,
Trying to cope with everyday life,
Who lives in a little house,
That was built, in the middle of the street.
"Hey, Mom!
Tupac′s on the juke box,
so what he shot two cops,
and raped a little girl,
while two dudes watched,"
"Nuh-uh! They were tryin′ to frame him,
You wouldn′t have Two Pack Shaker,"
"No! That ain′t how you say his name, mum!
You′re so lame,
Don′t you know anything?"
"Yeah!
I know that you′ll probably go,
and join in a gang,"
"Yeah, right. Im out
Where′s my fuckin′ walkman at?"
"Stop cussin′ at me!"
"Shut up, bitch!"
"And quit talking black."
Well,
Slammed the door and I′m out,
Now, what?
It′s probably warm in the house.
Fuck, I forgot my jacket,
forgot it was winter.
I′m gettin′ thinner,
I′m hungry.
Is Mom cookin′ dinner?
"Mom!
Let me back in!
I forgot my coat.
Mom, come on, I′m not playin′,
It′s cold!
Alright, sorry.
I need a jacket,
Mom, look,
My Tupac tape,
I just cracked it,
Ma, please let me back in,
It is Two Pack Shaker,
I just asked him."
I′m freezin′, (achoo)
I′m sneezin′,
I′m breathin′ too much cold air,
I′m wheezin′,
"I ain′t did nothin′,
I didn’t say "I′m leavin′,"
I said "I′m goin′ on the front porch to get
somethin′,""
(scissors cutting)
"Alright, here.
Take your damn coat and leave,"
"Finaly!,
Mom! You cut off the sleaves!"
(Chorus 4x)

Our house,
In the middle of the street.
One, two, three,
My teacher′s two faced,
She went to lower my school grades,
Since Last Tuesday,
I had a toothache,
from kool-aid,
So Mom kicked me out, (get out)
And, all i had in my suitcase,
Was one shoelace,
A tube sock,
and a tube of toothpaste,
Sometimes,
It was cool,
"cause I could go to a friend′s,
Crash there,
Fool around and just skip school.
But other times,
I′d rather just be home,
In my own room alone,
Read my shit and nobody would know,
My little brother sucked on a bottle,
′Til he was six,
So I′d hide it inside the couch,
And say "I don′t know where it is,"
But as soon as Mom found it,
I would either be grounded,
or kicked out the house,
a thousand weeks,.
and still countin′,
Even when I was underage,
Mom was tellin′ cops,
I was tryin′ to run away,
I told her,
"Someday, bitch, you′re gonna pay,"
Please, Mom, Please, Mom, Please, Mom,
I wanna stay, (let me stay)

(Chorus 4x)

My brother′s incoherint,
Mom′s a single parent,
Who ain′t carin′,
Starin′ through me,
Like I′m transparent,
Made it clear,
That I was just there,
to run an errands,
Told her friends,
I was a son from her last marriage,
Sent me up to the little corner store,
with a little note,
"Please, sell my step-son,
Some cigarettes so I can smoke,"
One time,
I tried to fake sick,
To get attention,
Back-fired,
Mom, sent me to school,
With a vengence,
My life′s the worst thing that could ever happen to me,
I go to class,
and every teacher′s always laughin′ at me,
And Mom says white rappers are laughed at.
Not only that,
She heard me upstairs,
I can′t rap,
and I′m stupid,
I never make an average,
of a B+,
I need to sit on my ass and sue people,
Like she does,
One time, I got food poison,
From a hot dog,
Mom sued and got $2,000,
From Ballpark,
"Hey, Ma. You got a dollar?"
"I don′t think so.
Now keep an eye on your brother,
I′m goin′ to bingo."
"But, Mom. You said you were broke."
"Who said?
You got your ears messed up,
from that damn rap music."

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:35

Eminem - Steve Berman (skit)

[Eminem] This muthafucka man...
[Berman] It′s ridiculous! I can′t believe it!! Hold on... Em...
[Eminem] What up?
[Berman] Have a seat…Dre, I′ll call you back
[Eminem] What now???
[Berman] I don′t even know where to start
[Eminem] Okay...
[Berman] I got the album from upstairs...
[Eminem] And...
[Berman] And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...
[Gunshot]
Incredible thing... I′ve ever... heard...

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:34

Eminem - Words Are Weapons

[Funk Flex]
Y′knahmean shout to Shady Records
My man Eminem, D-12, Paul Rosenberg
Shout to Jimmy Iovine, Steve Stoute
Funk Flex, 60 Minutes of fuckin Funk nigga, Volume FOUR!
ONE!!

[Chorus: Eminem]
My words are weapons
I use ′em to crush my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use ′em to kill whoever′s steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record
-----
My words are weapons
I use ′em to crush my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use ′em to kill whoever′s steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

[Eminem]
Yo, the rage I release on a page
is like a demon unleashed in a cage
Lunatic, soon as I hit the stage
My mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite
Onen I get behind the mic
it′s like the wick is lit you bitches die tonight
My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My fuckin grip is tighter than my wife′s vagina, psych
These cock-suckin cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it′s time to pick a different weapon, man the shit′s depressin
But Swift is getting me a new one for a Christmas present
(Swift: "Come on Slim, let′s go and teach this fuckin bitch a lesson")
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this bullshit to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don′t you let up
one bit on these motherfuckin suckers you′re a soldier +GET UP+
STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, LONG AS YOU BREATHIN
THEY JEALOUS OF YOU MAN THAT′S THE ONLY REASON THEY BEEFIN!

[Chorus]

[Swifty McVeigh]
It′s that Dirty Dozen renegade
You done pulled the pin out my grenade
.38′sll move your shit up out the way
You niggas wont forget about McVeigh; you got somethin to say?
Let it out today or watch these bullets spray
from these ten black fingers huggin these deadly millimeters
that′ll make Jeff Dahmer′s look like he caught a misdemeanor
See I′m +Dirty+, so I ain′t gotta buy a pistol cleaner
An official beater, don′t let me see you with yo′ heater
You gets whipped with it, tell them motherfuckers Swift did it
You packin somethin special in your crib then bitch get it
I′m physically fitted to run yo′ digits, I′m hostile (uh-huh)
with this Roscoe pointed up your nostrils
You get splitted and guess what, I′m blowin up the hospital
and wouldn′t give a fuck if you a cop or a hoe
I′m Hannibal Lector, the spinal cord disconnector
Findin whores to lock ′em up in motels to inject ′em

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
I′m eatin crews like I′m Hannibal
There′s no way I can be the gay rapper
(Eminem: Why not?) I only fuck animals (Oh! Ha-ha)
Stupid trick got my dick startin to itch
Went to my mother′s grave site, called her a stupid bitch
One on one in this bloodsport
I′m in divorce court, sold my bitch off a pack of Newports
(Your honor!) Six times I been arrested; how would you feel
if you was a Jehovah witness that always got molested?
(It happens) I′m smokin dank drikin drank
I can′t have any kids cause I′m fuckin shootin blanks!
Don′t you know Bizarre don′t give a fuck?!
Nicole′s a whore - I′m glad O.J. murdered the slut (uhh!)
Responsibility - I′m negligent
Bill Clinton′s a fag, should be stabbed
Let Richard Simmons be the President (ohh HEYY!!)
Call me a weirdo, call me Bi-zarre
while I stick it up yo′ ass while you shittin diarrhea

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Yo!

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:34

Eminem - Guilty Conscience

[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can′t take this no more, I can′t take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I′m your motherfuckin conscience

[Eminem]
That′s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt′s cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You′ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it′s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they′ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she′s older than George Burns

[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don′t do it, it′s not worth it to risk it! (You′re right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don′t even listen to Slim yo, he′s bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don′t like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

("It′s alright c′mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don′t know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it′s gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you′re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch′s earlobe..
(Yo! This girl′s only fifteen years old
You shouldn′t take advantage of her, that′s not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain′t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day′s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she′s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH′S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there′s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he′s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That′s what I did, be smart, don′t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What′chu say? (What′s wrong? Didn′t think I′d remember?)
I′ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin′ straight outta Compton y′all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don′t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where′s your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:33

Eminem - Hell Breaks Loose

Eminem Ft. Dr. Dre

[Eminem]
I want you to understand something
that when I come up in this b-tch I want the fans jumping,
I want the fist pumping in the air,
I don’t look like a millionnaire,
but I feel like a million bucks,
ladies wont ya fill your cups,
Shady’s come to fill ya up,
if your a D or a C cup
you can even be a B
its just me and DRE
you’ll be in the ER we’ll be strapped with so much TNT,
we may blow no not even CPR from the EMT
could help you to resuscitate
you busters must be flustered wait
you cant cut the mustard, whats your problem can’t you bust a grape,
whats my name, shady came and just crushed the game,
its really not even fair to them,
cos they pale in comparisons
so much they might aswell wear a skin,
dont you just wish you could share his pen
cos this sh-ts getting embarrassing,
the fog is thickening the air is thin,
cos he wont even let them try to breathe,
da da di di da di dee, he makes it look so easy,
girl you just hit the lottery,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose,

[Dr Dre]
This is when sh-ts hits the fan,
like it just splattered on stan
this is the only moment that matters,
ya homie rolled in with Mathers,
like chaos erupts Em’s in back Dre’s in the front
so do what we say at once this songs like a Seance, it haunts,

[Eminem]
It makes em stay in a trance
no choice they have to dance,

[Dr Dre]
Its like the play-off just making sure that we stay in the hunt
take a day off of what man you better lay off the blunts
you must be smoking something
you think I aint smoking nothing stay off my nuts,
now hit the floor baby time to wipe away all the rust,
shake all them cobwebs loose,
loosen up with a little bit of Grey Goose,
yeah girl shake that caboose
I don’t wanna see you try to make no excuse,
DRE is on the loose,
A Mongoose when its comes to the chronic use,
you know I can’t stand to lose,
me and my goons are like animals,
we come through like a pack of wolves,
so we came here to retract the roof,
yeah man aint that the truth,
girl your man’s back in the booth
definitely back up in this b-tch,
this is when all hell breaks loose,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose,

[Eminem]
Now I know your feeling discouraged but homie just mark my words,
A murderer in the flow, liquid courage im finna blow
as soon as we hit the door power surges head to toe
I’m sure to push it as far as words are meant to go,
we’re in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows,
ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block widcha hoe,
with speakers knocking its 3 0 clock
me and Doc then proceed to drop E
and hop out the vehicle and knock on your door,

[Dr Dre]
Yeah so let us in ‘fore we huff and puff and we blow,
we aint bluffin for nothing
we’ll knock the stuffing out ya
revenge is so sweet, move til ya injure ya feet
yeah move or lose it freak,
move to the beat, lose yourself indubitably,
pass up on that lil cute chick right there,
that would be pretty damn stupid to me
born and raised in the CPT,
yeah Los Angeles who’s in the streets,
them haters hating on me,
but I refuse to lose any sleep,
keep that deuce deuce in the seat,
Dre fall off thats news to me,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:33

Eminem - Amityville

(feat. Bizarre (D-12))


(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da
(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm..
(kill kill kill)

[Chorus: Eminem]

Mentally illll from Amityvilllle (ILLLL)
Accidentally killll your family stillll
Thinkin he won′t? God-damnit he willll (HE′SSSS)
Mentally illll from Amityvilllle
[{HE′SSSS} - on repeats only]

[Eminem]
I get lifted and spin til I′m half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick {*SMACK*}
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit
Shrink pencil me in for my last visit
Drink gin til my chin′s full of splashed whiskers {*whoosh*}
Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches {*smack*}
Ask Bizzy, he′s been here the past six years
Mash with me you′ll get in imagine this

[Chorus 2X]

[Bizarre]
I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother′s throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister′s birthday, she′ll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
{*Mmm mm mmm!*} And bitches know me as a horny ass freak
Their mother wasn′t raped, I ate her pussy while she was ′sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU FUCKIN HOMO!)
That′s what I said at my dad′s funeral

[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem]
That′s why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)
That′s why the first motherfucker poppin some shit he gets killed (killed)
That′s why we don′t call it Detroit, we call it Amityville (′Ville)
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)
Ahahahaha, that′s why we′re crowned the murder capital still (still)
This ain′t Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)
We don′t do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!
That′s the mentality here (here) that′s the reality here (here)
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)
While I′m holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)
Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)
Cause once I snap I can′t be held accountable for my acts
and that′s when accidents happen,
when a thousand bullets come at your house
and collapse the foundation around and they found you
and your family in it (AHHHHH!)
GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU

[Chorus 2X]

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum..

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:33

Eminem - Infinite

Oh yeah this is Eminem baby back up in that motherfucking
ass
One time for your mother fucking mind we represent the 313
You know what I′m saying? cause they don′t know shit about
this
For the 9 6

Verse 1:
Ayo my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin cause they be actin maniac in
action
A brainiac in fact son you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks
spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills

I′m sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants

With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit′s a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper
interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain′t no time to be stare and
gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I′m Infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it′s surface and sentenced for murdering
instruments
Now I′m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I′m tempted to make another attempt
at it...
I′m Infinite

Verse 2:
Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense of
your elite defense
I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to
rinse
I greet intensive ladies, I spoil all your fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of
people
MC′s are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MC′s and stand the only one
Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data,
Eliminator
There′s never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through
telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally,
instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it′s surface and sentenced for murdering
instruments
Now I′m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I′m tempted to make another attempt
at it...
I′m Infinite

Verse 3:
Man I got evidence I′m never dense and I been clever ever
since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents
the M-O
So I′m assuming all responsibility
Cause there′s a monster will in me that always wants to kill
MC′s
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is speacialer, My skill is intergalactical
I get cynical at a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn′t practical
I′d rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy
In fact I can′t see, or can′t imagine
A man who ain′t a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last
jam
Plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I′m tense to be tempted when I see the sins my friends
commit...
I′m Infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it′s surface and sentenced for murdering
instruments
Now I′m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I′m tempted to make another attempt
at it...
I′m Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it′s surface and sentenced for murdering
instruments
Now I′m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I′m tempted to make another attempt
at it...
I′m Infinite


Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:32

Eminem - Taking My Ball

[Eminem]Intro
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it′s okay with me.
I′ll do my steps all by myself, I don′t need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don′t nobody wanna play with me so I′m taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it′s okay with me.
I′ll do my steps all by myself, I don′t need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don′t nobody wanna play with me so I′m taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I′m like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don′t know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I′m tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don′t move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin′ far up in your uvula,
You ain′t gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin′ glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier′s smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that′d look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I′ll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O′Donnell′s, with McDonald′s,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it′s okay with me.
I′ll do my steps all by myself, I don′t need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don′t nobody wanna play with me so I′m taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what′re ya doin′ chewin′ on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin′ the fact that that dude′s in the back room,
Usin′ the bathroom, vacuumin′ a raccoon,
Skewin′ a rat, a cat, screwin′ a baboon.
You shouldn′t ask, "What is he doin′ with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain′t leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I′m back doing my dance, ooh.
But they′re afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin′ suit and take her parasailin′.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
′Cause I′m scared, there′s monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it′s okay with me.
I′ll do my steps all by myself, I don′t need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don′t nobody wanna play with me so I′m taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then...Bitch...
Guys are always mean to me anyways...
All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...
You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..
Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:32

Eminem - Must Be The Ganja

Must be the Ganja
it′s the marihuana
thats creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

Yea, (oh, oh), yea yea, oh

I feel like dancing
I feel like dancing

I smell something in the air thats making me (high)
I said I smell something in the air thats making me high

ok here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, fa so la di fa so
lyrical rise flow, give back the Tabasco
you mother fuckers musta not know the tic tac songs
time to show you the mo kick ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole
she tac toe frozen six pack with exacto
knives, strangling wives with pig lasso
few bags of the the grass, zig zags, im with the doc so
you know how that go, skull and the crossbones
this is poison, the boys and girls who do not know
you do not want to try this at home my novato (novice)
this is neither the time or the place to get macho
so crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow
it′s not what you expected, tho what you thought though
bout time to you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
thats creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
what′s creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

your dreams of getting fulfilled, I am literally getting the chills
spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
you′re submitting to skill, sitting still, I′m admitting, I′m beginning to feel
like I don′t think anyone′s real,
faced with a dilemma, I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer
please don′t upset me mama, you lookin sexy mama,
don′t know if this the lala or the rum and pepsi mama
don′t want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer,
be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
how many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
the trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
and which motel which lake they found her in,
and how they attacked the victim,
say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
which knife and which gun, which kid, what wife or which nun?,
No stop I like this it′s fun, the fuckin night′s just begun.

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
what′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

when I′m behind a mic dynamite is what its kinda like
get stuck with that same stick that you′re trying to light
behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way
isn′t it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms
heres a dosage of the antidote now you give him some,
he can give her some, she can give him some
get behind a lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome
you′re spitting drama when it comes to lyrics and penance I′m
starting from scratch and then ending up at the end ending up
capable of bringing a bullets a still unbelievable bullets a
titanium brain that′s full of, surprises
when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
you stare into your stereos high
good evening, this ain′t even a weed thing,
I didn′t even smoke anything , I didn′t even drink anything

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

Дата написания: 26 Февраля 2024 07:38:31