Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everytime I lose my mind Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everything you got is Everything you want and Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Back, back Come on back Everyone got to come on back Find a girl Bring her back Everyone knows that that is that Y′all know who brought ′em I got ′em So y′all scrape the bottom I say, Y′all say who taught ′em I got ′em Just sit there rottin′ away
Well I′m feeling really good right now I think I know why I got like zillions in the bank I got a piece of the pie I got haters all around me And I really don′t care ′Cause they ain′t haters When they′re waving their hands in the air
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everything you got is Everything you want and Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everytime I lose my mind Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
This piece is getting packed Y′all know I′m gonna bring ′em back I got skills where you lack Y′all know who brought ′em I got ′em So y′all scrape the bottom I say, Y′all say who taught ′em I got ′em Just sit there rottin′ away
It′s like the weekend all the time ′Cause this occasion ain′t rare The good times are over here I smell a party in the air I got my celly on me, Pager′s handy, Ready to share My new digits to the ladies ′Cause I just don′t care I′m sayin′
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everytime I lose my mind Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everything you got is Everything you want and Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Hands in my face and I′m sayin′ Touchin′ me, Touchin′ you
It′s like the weekend all the time ′Cause this occasion ain′t rare The good times are over here
(Let′s turn it up a notch!)
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everytime I lose my mind Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
Everyone knows I′m gonna rock a jam And I′m about to say hey Everything you got is Everything you want and Whatcha gonna do and Whatcha gonna say
One night not long ago I fell for you Too easy to let go She was one from your past One of the few You said it didn′t last
Now romeo you know I can′t believe Your tongue would slip so easily I know you think I oughta let it be But get it right, next time That′s the end of me
Chorus: My name is not susan So watch what you say If you still need her Then be on your way Don′t wanna hear about susan She′s got nothin′ on me So show some respect for the love you receive My name is not susan (no, no, no, no, no -- get it right)
Last night you were asleep Deep in a dream I heard you call her name Then you turned to embrace I froze in place Never to be the same
Now romeo you know I never knew My heart would bust so easily I know you think I oughta let it go But get it right next time Say good-bye to me boy
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I never want to be the girly that you ′call′ one and only You know the kind of girly that you would call when you get lonely I never should have let you in, A damn shame -- forgot my name! Well, anyway
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Don′t want to hear about susan My name ain′t susan (x3) Ya better get it right!
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
[Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try ′cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain′s dead weight, I′m tryin to get my head straight but I can′t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why′s your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I′ve felt like I′m someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee′s tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C′mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that′s my girl dog!) I don′t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
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[Eminem] My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High The only problem was... he was a guy I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (O Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET′S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I′d grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: ′Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!′
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[Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don′t just stand there, OPERATE! I′m not ready to leave, it′s too scary to die (Fuck that!) I′ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain′t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I′ll fuck anything that walks (C′mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN′T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I′m steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had