Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow We′re on Burlesque time But everybody′s gotta work tomorrow at nine
Touch me t-touch me baby but don′t mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don′t get too attached, this is a brink affair
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it′s so good to be) Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity
Nothin′ wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty cuz this country′s insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine
Touch me touch me baby but don′t mess up my hair Love me love me crazy But don′t get too attached, this is a brink affair
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it′s so good to be) Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else
Look at me (watcha lookin′ at) Look at me (watcha starin′ at) Look at me (watcha lookin′ at) Look at me (watcha starin′at)
I′m comin′ around, I′m sippin on Andre, it′s time I heard the cutie′s in the back, start in the p-party line Let′s dance (quick round) we′re in the vanity house We′ll cover the secrets, diamonds, we′re happy cuz we′re shinin
Touch me touch me baby but don′t mess up my hair Love me love me crazy But don′t get too attached, this is a brink affair
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it′s so good to be) Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens) Vanity (it′s so good to be) Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity
Mirror mirror on the wall Who′s the flyest bitch of them all? Never mind, I am That bitch is so fucking pretty Yeah I am If I were her I would kiss me (hey!) Mirror mirror on the wall Hit up prince charming Tell him give me a call Never mind, screw him Cause I found somebody better Never mind, screw him I′ll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter, wetter)
Every day I see myself I love me even more (it′s me I adore) Ain′t nobody got shit on me, I′m the best for sure (ma chere amore!)
V is for vanity, every time I look at me I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on, yeah V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on (get into it)
Mirror mirror on the wall Who′s the sexiest of them all Never mind, I am I am (oh she′s so hot and sexy) (Ha!) Yeah I am, that′s right No-no-no wonder she′s cocky
Mirror mirror on the wall They call me stuck up, but I′m not at all Never mind, I am (I am) It′s not my fault I′m the shit Yeah I am And I′m a bad ass bitch (hey!)
Every day I see myself I love me even more (it′s me I adore) Ain′t nobody got shit on me, I′m the best for sure (are you ready for me?)
V is for vanity, every time I look at me I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on, yeah V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on (get into it)
No regrets Get into it No apologies
Bam bam ba bam Bam bam ba bam And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch
All the girls say Yeah I′m vain, so what, so what All the boys say Yeah I′m vain, so what, so what All the girls say Yeah we′re vain, so what, so what Everybody say Yeah we′re vain, so what AND WHAT (whoo!)
V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at me I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on, yeah V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause I turn myself on, yeah I turn myself on (get into it)
If the shoe fits, wear it bitch If the shoe fits, wear it bitch If the shoe fits, wear it bitch
Read my lips (muah!) I′m a vain bitch (hey!) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Can′t love no one else Love yourself And if they don′t like it Tell ′em Get in line And kiss your ass bitch (muah!)
Love you baby (au revoir) That′s right Let′s go out like this
Mirror mirror on the wall Who′s the flyest of them all It′s me, bow down get on your knees Where′s my queens? Who reigns supreme? Let me hear you scream Whooo!
Comprehensive expressions of your social weakness Vented on your countless made up enemies
I cannot know how you feel When you don’t say anything
We don′t care what you say We′ll never join the games you play We won′t bleed for all your sins We never followed your way now so We don′t care anymore How you’ll perform your last encore
Your misplaced sense of superiority The result of your unbearable form of Vanity
I cannot know what you see When you don′t show anything;
We don′t care what you say We′ll never join the games you play We won′t bleed for all your sins We never followed your way now so We don′t care anymore How you’ll perform your last encore
I cannot know how you feel When you don’t say anything I cannot know what you see When you don′t show anything
We don′t care what you say We′ll never join the games you play We won′t bleed for all your sins We never followed your way now so We don′t care anymore How you’ll perform your last encore