I think paying fuckin′ rent sucks
I′m sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn′t be drunk at noon
CHORUS:
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!
Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
I don′t know if you like me but it′s true
I′m totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I′m not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I′m anticipating the day when you′ll stick around
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
Oh yeah
Disgusted and moping, all bummed out
All i wanna do is sit and pout
I don′t know if you like me but it′s true
I′m totally retarded for you
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I′m anticipating the day when you′ll stick around
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
All screwed up
She′s got me all screwed up
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed ′til noon
And now I just don′t care what′s going on outside this room
Things aren′t getting better
My future′s not too bright
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
I′m really going nowhere
I hate this shitty life
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight
Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that′s just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO (4x)
CHORUS:
Grounded - Now it′s time to suck my thumb
Grounded - I bet Dad′s on top of Mom
Grounded - And I don′t know what to do
Grounded - And it ain′t too fucking cool
Grounded
Grounded
Trousers ′round his ankles as he gave me the belt
Dumber than a fence post - that is how I felt
You′d never see this happen on the Brady Bunch
Well I′d love to give my fat old man a great big fucking punch
GO (4x)
CHORUS
Grounded yeah
Don′t Back Down
The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out
With their feet in the air you can hear em shout
They′re not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, they don′t back down
Don′t back down - You gotta be a little nuts
Don′t back down - But show now who′s got guts
Don′t back down - Don′t back down from that wave
With their feet full of tar and their head full of sand
The guys know the surf like the palm of their hand
hey′re not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, They don′t back down
(chorus)
When a 20-footer sneaks up like a ton of lead
And the crest comes along
and slaps them upside their head
They′re not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, They don′t back down
(chorus)
When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand.
You fuckin′ jerk, you got your drink in your hand.
And I′m fuckin′ sick of hearin′ you whine
About everyone that′s wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin′, wastin′, wastin′ all your time.
Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.
You think you′re punk, but you′re really a snob.
And you talked yourself right out of a job.
And I′m fuckin′ sick of hearin′ you whine
About everyone that′s wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin′, wastin′, wastin′ all your time.
Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.
You think that you′re perfect, so lovable and cute.
But you′re just so pathetic that it makes me wanna puke.
You stupid little shit, go suck your mommy′s tit.
Get lost.
Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.
I′m feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I′m a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I′m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain′t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I′m feeling so groovy
I′m feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone′s disconnected, hey I′ll never learn
Just eleven more months ′til my income tax returns
I′m really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo′s mine now, hey it′s great
Say I′m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain′t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos
[Chorus]
Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thinking everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that′s the story of my life
Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I′m Joe Queer
I′m not really that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin TIn today
His Alpo′s mine now, hey it′s great
Say I′m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain′t so
I′ve gone completely out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
[Chorus]
Well she says she′ll always be true when any guy′ll do
You should′ve seen who she just blew
And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah
I′ve seen her type before, don′t wanna see her anymore
You gotta leave her behind, and find another girl
You know she′ll only bring you hurt, make you feel like a jerk
Spend your money while you work
And wear her lingerie for other guys woah woah
[chorus]
Someone to spend a little time, why don′t you leave that girl behind
You gotta leave her behind, and find another girl
[1st verse, chorus]
Let′s go!
There are lots of pretty girls.
It′s such a different world.
I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
This place sucks!
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
[music until fade]
Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too.
Wears a Green Day hat; he don′t watch the news.
He′s rough; he′s tough; he′s fun to have around.
He ain′t no fucking clown.
He′s Danny Vapid, the punk rocker - oh yeah!
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
And he′s okay to me.
I′m so sick of hearing stupid rumors flying around.
One more fucking time, and someone′s head′ll get a pound.
You phony kids, go listen to your ska.
Get beat up by your ma.
Soon you′ll be a stupid, college asshole
Like your heroes.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
But he′s okay to me.
All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls they get so impressed
It maked me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
it′s ′95 not ′69
I don′t think it′s very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they′re just
The biggest jerks around
I′m askingyou on bending knees
Change your hairdo, won′t you please
Lose that ponytail, you′ll see
That you′d be so cool like me
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
That you′d be so cool like me
I′m hanging ′round hoping hard
That you wanna be with me always and always
It′s my way of saying won′t you stick around me
For the rest of your life
I′m gonna wish on a star
That you′re gonna stick me always and always
It′s my way of saying won′t you stick around me
For the rest of your life
This song is straight from your boy
Even though you′ve gone and left me all alone
This song is straight from your boy, and it′s just for you
Even though you′re gone I can′t stop loving you
I always think of you
Funny thoughts and funny words I′ve said
Are rattling around inside my head
This world ain′t exactly how it seems
These days things are weird and everybody′s mean
I′m doing okay, don′t you know, can′t you see
I guess I got you and I guess you got me
The shit that I take and the shit that I hear
You better sit down and give me your ear
Definitely alright, definitely outta sight
Definitely so cool you′re my girl
We see you with your ponytqail and flannel ′round your waist
Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you′re so cool and hip
Do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
You′re so sad, you′re so bad
You′re so sad, you′re so bad
CHORUS:
Drop the attitude fucker
Drop the attitude dude
Drop the attitude fucker
Fucker, drop the attitude
(2x)
You think with your antics your parents are in shock
But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs
But you′ll never be as famous as us
You′re so sad, you′re so bad
You′re so sad, you′re so bad
CHORUS (3x)
Everytime you′re drunk
you always act like you′re so tough
You′re really a pussy and I′m gonna call your
bluff
Everyone is sick of you
You′re a wimp through and through
I swear you look worse than Charles Bukowski
We saw you drunk a thousand times
You′re an alcoholic Alber Einstein
EINSTEIN EINSTEIN ALBER EINSTEIN
Babyface boo hoo hoo
You′re just a babyface boo hoo hoo hoo yea
Everyone′s an asshole but you and both your
friends
If they don′t kiss your ass your ass all day
it would be the end
You′re a lazy piece of shit
Always drunk you little twit
I won′t kiss your ass you′re a loser
Never had to work a job
Your movie equal is the Blob
Admit the fact
You′re just a punk rock snob
PUNK ROCK SNOB PUNK ROCK SNOB
[Chorus]
I′d bitch slap you cause you′re just a bitch
Supported by your girlfriend the witch
You′re lucky she′s around for you
She′s save your ass, you leech you shrew
You pay her back by fucking other girls
The day she gets her glasses fixed
Is when you′re gonna get deep sixed
Grovel in the dirt and run to mommy
MOMMY MOMMY RUN TO MOMMY
[Chorus]
I′m really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I′m never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.
I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
Now I got a job.
My foreman′s name is Bob.
He′s really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I′m lifting weights most every day.
Won′t take no shit from you.
I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now I ain′t since I got you
Oh honey, don′t, fdon′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
And now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
I used to think some girls were so cruel
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don′t say maybe ′cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I′m daydreaming my lfe away ′cause of you
Yeah, I love the funny clothes that you wear
And the little things that you do to your hair
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all thorugh
But now it ain′t since I got you
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
I used to think that some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don′t say maybe ′cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I′m daydreaming my lfe away ′cause of you
I really think you suck.
I think you really fucking smell.
I hate the gosh darn sight of you.
You talk all day.
You talk all night.
Blabbermouth.
???
Punks today just make me sick.
Selling out just ain′t what makes me tick.
Jack ass punks are a bore.
Those sell out fucks are all whores.
Skinheads ain′t working class.
They′re just a pain in the ass.
Generation of swine.
I′m gonna shake, I′m gonna shimmy too
I′m gonna shake, I′m gonna really move
I′m gonna ride my skateboard all the way
I really dig your beaches and the girls they′re all peaches
Yeah, Black′s beach is such a cool break too
I don′t know why I′m living this way
Must have coppertone on my brain
It′s really fun out in the sun
I fight the mob out in the smog
But you can keep old Californ-i-a
And when you fall into the sea
Don′t you look for me, I′ll be in Boston Hey Hey Hey
I guess I′m not hip to your kind of trip
Your tans don′t mean shit to me
[Chorus]
So goodbye California
It′s been really nice
Goodbye California, Goodbye California
Make up or die
[Mean Guitar solo]
I′m going back home to see the Ramones
Get your ass off the phone, let′s go!!!
One thing I know it′s true - I need a little girl like you
So I can stop hanging around
So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know
I′m starting to get old
You know what I mean
You can scream and shout and it′ll be fine
Keep in bed all day and blow my mind
You can hold me tight and rattle my brain
You can kiss me and drive me insane
Give me funny little shivers down my spine
When we kiss eachother every time
What I′m thinking and doing never seem to work out
They′re always two diferent things you know
Open your eyes and see that you′re the only girl for me
Debra Jean baby you′re me queen
And queens don′t seem to speak
To guys like me
I was meant for you and you were meant for me (2x)
One thing I know is true - I need a little girl like you
Someone to stay with me and stick by my side
And someone I can call my little butterfly
Give me funny little shivers down my spine
When we kiss eachother every time
What I′m thinking and doing never seem to work out
They′re always two diferent things you know
Open your eyes and see that you′re the only girl for me
Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
There′s just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I′m screwed
That I′m only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries
Well she′s my Burger King Queen
Burger King Queen, Burger King Queen
And she′s everything to me
etc, etc,
So anyway, anyhow, holy cow, what the heck′s a sucker to do
And I was thinking out loud and I said oh wow
There′s just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I′m screwed
That I′m only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries
[Chorus]
Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving′s the life for me, I′m such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I′m just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he′s just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don′t like Nirvana
I know he don′t like Prong
And I′ll bet you five bucks that he don′t like this song
CHORUS:
Ben Weasel - "He′s an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He′s a jerk"
Ben Weasel - you just hate him ′cuz he don′t hafta work
Ben Weasel - "He′s an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He′s a jerk"
Ben Weasel...
He′s Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He′s Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He′s Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He′s glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark′s worse than his bite
He don′t like Nirvana
I know he don′t like Prong
And I′ll bet you five bucks that he don′t like this song
CHORUS
I don′t wanna hang around with you.
I think you suck and smell bad, too.
Now, I′m sittin′ here with nothing to do.
You didn′t wanna fuck me so
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed ′til noon
And now I just don′t care what′s going on outside this room
Things aren′t getting better
My future′s not too bright
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
I′m really going nowhere
I hate this shitty life
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight
Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around.
?
This motel is certainly peach.
Fagtown ? on the beach.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
BooBarella, it′s funny that′s her name
Since I′ve seen her, I′ve never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn′t it be neat, wouldn′t it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don′t ask me where i′ve been all day
Because you already know what I′ll say
Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo-wontcha′ be my girl
BooBarella you turned my head around
You know you got my heart all upside down
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn′t it be neat, wouldn′t it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don′t ask me where i′ve been all day
Because you already know what I′ll say
[Chorus to end]
I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn′t like him
He told me that he′d really like to go in bed
He told me that he′d like to give me vicious head
He′s a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It′s perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
Boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
[Chorus to end]
A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that′s where I′m coming from
I′m in a little trouble, beating up my mom
I′m gonna live a million years and then I′ll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell
Brush your teeth [x5]
I′d love to punch you in the face
I′d love to beat the brat
I′d really like to fuck you, but your ass is fat
I′m gonna live a million years and then I′ll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell
Brush your teeth